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Сезон 1. Серия 2 - Hell-A Woman
Автор сценария Том Капинос (Tom Kapinos)
Режиссер Скотт Уинант (Scott Winant)
Дата выхода 20 августа 2007
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Со сколькими женщинами Хэнк спал - 1
Сколько раз Карен отказала Хэнку - 1
Сколько раз Хэнку помогла его известность - 0
Серия начинается с воображаемой беседы Хэнка и Карен в машине. Карен говорит, что любит Хэнка, Хэнк говорит, что ненавидит "этот долбанный город" (Лос-Анджелес), т.к. с тех пор, как они переехали из Нью-Йорка, он не написал ни слова. Карен говорит, что скучает по Хэнку и приглашает его вернуться.
Очнувшись, Хэнк обнаружил в соседней машине эффектную блондинку (ее играет L.E.Brooke, больше известная как Brooke Banner), которая оставила ему свой номер телефона. Хэнк приезжает забрать Бекку на выходные и встречается с Биллом (Damian Young) и Карен. Карен просит Хэнка перенести эти выходные, т.к. вечером они ждут гостей. Но Бекка неожиданно приглашает отца на этот ужин, на котором, как оказалось, будут Чарли и Марси.
Обработанный Чарли и Норой (Lucy Davis) Хэнк все же соглашается вести блог в журнале "Чертов Лос-Анджелес" (Hell-A Magazine). Затем он звонит блондинке и едет к ней домой, но разговоры об увеличении груди и вагинальном омоложении, а также плач ее дочери ослабляют желание Хэнка. С видеокассеты, лежащей на столике, Хэнк узнает, что она порнозвезда.
Вернувшись домой, Хэнк пишет для блога "Hank hates you all", у него заедает клавиша и он разбивает ноутбук об стенку. Затем идет в магазин Apple и там пишет первую запись в блоге.
На вечеринку Карен приводит саентолога Соню (Paula Marshall) и знакомит ее с Хэнком. За столом Хэнк рассказывает, как познакомились Карен и Билл, а Бекка рассказывает, как познакомились Хэнк и Карен.
Возвращаясь из комнаты дочки, Хэнк встречает в коридоре Соню, и та предлагает ему шмальнуться. Затем говорит, что ей 40 с хвостиком, и просит оценить ее тело. Хэнк дает ему самые высокие оценки, после чего она просит ее трахнуть, т.к. муж ушел от нее к другому мужчине. Хэнк отвечает, что всегда мечтал изнасиловать саентолога. Тут стоит заметить, что дело происходит в спальне, где обычно спят Карен и Билл. А над кроватью висит авангардная картина, которую Хэнк раскритиковал этим утром. Во время бурного секса Хэнк ударяется об нее и падает вместе с ней на пол.
В это время Карен обсуждает с Марси своих мужчин, потом они вместе с Биллом и Чарли идут осматривать дом. Они заходят в спальню как раз в тот момент, когда обдолбанный Хэнк прикидывает, как бы повесить картину обратно, и блюет на нее. Следом блюет и Соня. На мой взгляд это излишний натурализм, и фильм ничего бы не потерял, если бы эта сцена была показана не так реалистично.
Уходя, Хэнк встречает Мию, от которой узнает, что Билл - владелец журнала "Чертов Лос-Анджелес" (Hell-A Magazine).
Интересные факты
- Название этой серии "Hell-A Woman" - аллюзия на песню группы Doors "L.A. Woman". Кстати, эта песня играет, когда Хэнк пишет свою первую запись в блог.
- Актриса L.E.Brooke действительно порнозвезда, известная в порноиндустрии как Brooke Banner. На ее особо подчеркивается, что у нее натуральная грудь.
- На порнокассете написано Crazy Little Thing Called Anal (Сумасбродная штучка под названием анал)
- Первая запись в блоге Хэнка:
- Фраза "возможно, я и не войду в историю, но точно войду в твою сестру" (I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.) из блога - практически прямая цитата из песни калифорнийской панк-рок группы NoFX. Посмотреть и послушать песню можно .
- Когда Хэнк Муди рассказывает о том, как познакомились Карен и Билл, он говорит, что они обсуждали "дзен и кризис среднего возраста". Это ссылка на книгу Роберта Пирсига "" ("Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance").
- В своем рассказе о том, как познакомились ее родители, Бекка упоминает, что Карен в молодости мечтала выйти замуж за американского певца
- (scientology) это что-то вроде современной религии. Она появилась в середине прошлого века. Саентологи верят в существование инопланетян, хотя в "Писании" саентологов об этом не говорится, т.к. это тайное знание доступно сектантам только после года или двух оболванивания.
- Многие звезды Голивуда, в том числе Уилл Смит, Джон Траволта, и саентологами. Последних имеет в виду Хэнк, когда говорит Соне во время секса: Не думаю, что Том и Кэти одобрили бы то, чем мы сейчас занимаемся. Том Круз и Кэти Холмс - муж и жена, и, кстати, их имена написаны на плакате фильма "Сумасбродная штучка под названием любовь".
Журнал Чертов Лос-Анджелес, запись номер 1. Хэнк ненавидит вас всех. В своем путешествии по этой сумасбродной штучке под названием жизнь я научился нескольким вещам. Первое, лучше утром испытывать неловкость, чем проводить ночь в одиночестве. Второе, возможно, я и не войду в историю, но точно войду в твою сестру. И третье, когда я буду внизу, то хотел бы видеть завитки на лобке. Я говорю не о пышных кустах из Плейбоя 70-х, а о чем-то, что напомнит мне, что кунилингус я делаю взрослой женщине. Но думаю самый главный вопрос - почему город ангелов с такой одержимостью ломает своих женщин.
(Hell-A Magazine blog number 1. Hank hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying its female population.)
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