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Субтитры - сезон 1, серия 12


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How come you never told me
Bill's daughter was a writer?

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This girl's written what
could be the book of the year.

3
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Is that right?

4
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The girl's gonna sell 5 million copies
based on the jacket photo alone.

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- People are gonna recognize my writing.
- No, see, I covered my tracks.

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I added little bits of me
when I retyped it.

7
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You have done some fucked-up
shit in your time,

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- but I didn't think you'd do that.
- Not knowingly.

9
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I'll take it off the counter.
Say the word.

10
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- There are offers?
- Many.

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Then I'm fucked.

12
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Come on.
Hey, we were taking a break!

13
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Are you totally serious
about marrying Bill?

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- What about Hank?
- Are you questioning things?

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- I question everything, it's healthy.
- It is.

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I just think you can't
run off and marry a guy

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after making sweet
love to yours truly.

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Subtitles: swsub.com

19
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If anyone knows of a reason
why this couple should not wed,

20
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speak now or forever
hold your peace.

21
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What?

22
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Wait, hold on. Hold on.

23
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One minute. Time out.

24
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Since you are bringing it up,

25
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there is something
I would like to express.

26
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I just want to put it on the table.

27
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I've got a car...

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there's more.

29
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Just say the word,
and I'll pull it around front.

30
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You get in, you grab the Becca,

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off we go.

32
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I'm sorry. You're not invited.
Doesn't have much of a back seat.

33
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What do you say, Karen?

34
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It's not too late.

35
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It's never too late.

36
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Are you okay?

37
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Sweetie...

38
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- Just a bad dream.
- Better get moving.

39
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Wedding's at 3:00.

40
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I laid out your clothes.

41
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There's coffee.

42
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Oh, happy day.

43
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Okay, the fucking bunny goes
around the fucking left...

44
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My god, honey.
You look so beautiful.

45
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- Dad?
- Yeah?

46
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It happened.

47
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- What happened?
- It.

48
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It what?

49
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- It!
- It?

50
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The it!

51
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Oh, it!

52
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Shit.

53
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I'm so sorry, sweetie.

54
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I should have been set up
for such a momentous event

55
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in the life of a young woman.

56
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I should have had some
kind of kit prepared.

57
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Are you okay?
Do you need to sit down?

58
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Are you there, dad?
It's me, Becca. I'm fine.

59
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I'm not going to die or anything.
I just got my period.

60
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Can we keep moving?

61
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Oh, dear.

62
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- What?
- I kinda need those.

63
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I probably need them more than you.

64
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Let me buy them off you.

65
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Can I buy a couple?

66
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Let me just buy a couple
tampons from you.

67
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I can't buy one tampon?

68
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- No, I won't sell you one tampon.
- Do you have any cash?

69
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Why don't you try another store?
They make a lot of these things.

70
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You don't understand.
I'm in a big hurry.

71
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- I need those actual tampons.
- Bye now.

72
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Lady, you know what?
You're not very nice.

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- Excuse me?
- If I was in the market for, say...

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I don't know, adult diapers,

75
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and some poor,
incontinent soul walked by

76
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who obviously needed
them more than I did,

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- I would surrender those diapers.
- Good to know, asshole!

78
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- Everything OK?
- This guy's being a total dick.

79
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He's trying to steal my tampons.

80
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Why do you want to
steal a woman's tampons?

81
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I wasn't trying to steal her tampons.
I was trying to buy them off her.

82
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What the fuck you wanna buy
my wife's tampons for?

83
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You two are a charming couple.
You been together long?

84
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Are you looking
to get your ass kicked?

85
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Normally, I'd say, "go for it,
kick his ass,"

86
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but we're running out of time
here, dad.

87
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Sweetie, you're right.

88
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When you're right, you're right.
Let's blow this Popsicle stand.

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- Enjoy the shit out of your tampons.
- Thanks a lot.

90
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By the Heineken! You're open!

91
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She's the one who needs them?

92
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They're for me.
I like to use them as earplugs.

93
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First time?

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First time.

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- Where's your mother?
- She's getting married today.

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- We're on our way to the wedding.
- She's not married to your father,

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what a surprise.

98
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Do you need some help, sweetie?

99
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That's not a terrible idea, honey.

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I'm sorry.

101
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- What are you gonna do?
- When it comes to the woman I love,

102
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I don't think, I just act.

103
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- I messed you all up.
- No, that's cool.

104
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I'm sorry, man.

105
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- Am I good?
- Yeah.

106
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- How's the hair?
- Looks good.

107
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We're a blended family,
and I want the kids on that side...

108
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Hey, dad.

109
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Where's Karen?

110
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- Cold feet?
- That's very sweet of you,

111
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- very supportive.
- Don't worry.

112
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Throw a couple of
drinky-poo's in her,

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a roofie or two,
she's not going anywhere.

114
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You're lucky I have a very
sophisticated sense of humor.

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You'll miss my dark, sardonic wit
when I'm criss-crossing the nation

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- on my book tour.
- Yes...

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- About your book.
- You read it? What'd you think?

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I wanted to save this until
after we got back from the honeymoon,

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but...

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I can't, in good conscience,
let you publish it,

121
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not given the current national climate.

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- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Watch your language.

123
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- Where is this coming from?
- Believe it or not,

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I'm fairly successful at what I do,
and something called...

125
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"Fucking & Punching"

126
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by my 16-year-old daughter

127
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might bring me some
undesirable attention.

128
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You can't do this. It's my book.

129
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- I can do what I want with it.
- You wanna test me on this?

130
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I'm in business
with these publishers.

131
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I wanna make something go away,
it goes away.

132
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That's not what this is about...

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Your reputation.

134
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The content is a little unsettling,
wouldn't you agree?

135
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The whole thing reads like
some teenage girl's fantasy

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about having an affair
with some depraved asshole

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who bears a striking resemblance
to my least favorite American novelist.

138
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What makes you think it's fantasy?

139
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Take a hit.

140
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I can't get high on my wedding day. You're insane.

141
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Yes, you can.

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Yes, I did.

143
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Yeah, and look how that ended up.

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Now, you're aware
that once you say, "I do,"

145
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it's gonna be you...

146
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... and Bill's baby arm
for the rest of your life.

147
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- Can you handle that shit?
- That's big.

148
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A baby arm is very big, Marcy.
That's gonna hurt.

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Especially in the ass.

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Has Bill requested the ass yet?

151
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No, and he's not gonna get it!

152
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Not even on his wedding night?

153
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You don't deny your man the ass.

154
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You give it to him, because
once he knows he can have that,

155
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he ain't gonna want that shit anymore,
believe that.

156
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- I'm gonna take that.
- Yeah, the ass is always greener.

157
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Seriously, though, I think
you're doing the right thing here.

158
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You are so fucking full of shit.
You hated him.

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Last week,
you said he made your flavia shrivel.

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My labia.

161
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Sorry.

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No one was a bigger hater than me,

163
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- but Bill's a good guy.
- He is.

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- He's a man of substance.
- Yes.

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- He's not a lost boy.
- No.

166
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'Cause believe me, once you've seen
the love of your life

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hit in the face with
another woman's ejaculate,

168
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your perspective changes.

169
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It fucks you up.

170
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You lose your innocence.
That shit is fucked up.

171
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I slept with Hank.

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Okay, either I'm
really fucking baked,

173
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or you just told me
that you boned Hank.

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His dad had just died, so...

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- You're such a slut!
- I know.

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Was it good?

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It was sad.

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Like "coming and crying" sad,

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or like "dirty and shameful" sad?

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I don't know.

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- No, you stupid bitch!
- I'm good!

182
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You're gonna fuck your make-up!

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Happy thoughts!

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What up, Runkle?

185
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Hey there.

186
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- You better pace yourself, young lady.
- Why? I'm fucked.

187
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My dad won't let me publish
"Fucking & Punching."

188
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"National climate" and whatnot.

189
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Really? I don't really know
what you're talking about,

190
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"national climate and
whatnot," but that's good news.

191
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You got what was coming
to you after all.

192
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What do you know about it?

193
00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:33,007
I know you fucked and punched him

194
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set him up, stole his book.

195
00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:38,790
What are you gonna do about it?

196
00:11:38,938 --> 00:11:39,943
Spank me?

197
00:11:41,687 --> 00:11:43,769
You ladies talk about everything,
don't you?

198
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,885
Just the stuff worth talking about.

199
00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:50,075
- How long did it take her to drop it?
- Two sips of a soy macchiato,

200
00:11:50,566 --> 00:11:53,478
but, hey, I always knew you had a
little bit of kink in you.

201
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,565
I could tell.

202
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,055
Yeah? You looking to get
a little of that now?

203
00:11:58,348 --> 00:12:00,620
You realize you're
hitting on a teenage girl?

204
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I thought that was your "thing."

205
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Gross.

206
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,290
At least it all worked
out for the best, right?

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00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,050
Hank gets his book back,

208
00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:11,282
and you get to crawl back to
the hole from whence you came.

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00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:14,282
Hey, fuck that, Runkle.

210
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This ain't over till it's over.

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00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:33,560
You, lilliputian,
you're going with me.

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00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:35,971
- Don't scratch it.
- You, she wanna talk to you.

213
00:12:36,869 --> 00:12:38,426
You had sex with her!

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00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,651
- She told you?
- She told me.

215
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And you gotta hit that shit again.
Give her some of that daddy dick.

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Fuck her into doing
the right thing here.

217
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There's something
seriously wrong with you,

218
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and you're stoned.

219
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Don't be harsh!
You're freaking me out.

220
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Behave yourself.

221
00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:07,639
You look incredible...

222
00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:13,473
Except for the makeup
which is a little hookerish.

223
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- Maybe that's what you're going for.
- Shut up.

224
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What took you so long?
Where is she?

225
00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:22,129
- Traffic was bad on the PCH.
- Right.

226
00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:25,459
- You're so full of...
- And Becca got her period.

227
00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:28,201
- What?
- Yeah.

228
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:30,506
- She did?
- Makes perfect sense

229
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it'd happen on my watch, right?

230
00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:35,184
My God. How is she?
What did you do?

231
00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:38,142
- I handled the fuck out of that shit.
- You did?

232
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:40,356
You mean you showed her how to...

233
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:41,626
God, no.

234
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,532
A very nice lady at
the supermarket helped us out.

235
00:13:44,844 --> 00:13:46,301
Jesus Christ, Hank!

236
00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:49,650
Fuck! It wasn't supposed
to be like this.

237
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,428
I wasn't supposed to be
marrying some other guy,

238
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you weren't supposed to flush
your fucking career down the toilet,

239
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,088
and Becca wasn't supposed
to start her period

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and some strange woman show her how
to use a tampon for the 1st time.

241
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:05,161
All those things that weren't supposed
to happen... They happened.

242
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,485
What happens next is up to you.

243
00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:12,680
I'm going through with it, Hank.

244
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:16,951
- Go through with it, Karen.
- I can't cancel. It's not that simple.

245
00:14:17,278 --> 00:14:18,859
I'm not asking you to.

246
00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:21,552
I'm not gonna make some grand,
romantic gesture

247
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,270
and ruin your wedding day.

248
00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:25,542
You're not?

249
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:27,912
You promise?

250
00:14:28,579 --> 00:14:29,616
I promise.

251
00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:35,725
Good luck out there.

252
00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:49,015
And if anyone knows any reason
why these two should not be wed,

253
00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,886
please speak now or
forever hold your peace.

254
00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:00,789
Over here!

255
00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:02,813
Mia, what are you doing?

256
00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:06,358
Excuse me, I was told to speak
now or forever hold my peace.

257
00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:08,903
Was it just bullshit or
can I file my grievance?

258
00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:10,929
This could be interesting.

259
00:15:12,992 --> 00:15:14,331
Yeah, I just

260
00:15:15,027 --> 00:15:17,554
don't think I can fully endorse
this union.

261
00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:20,122
Get a load of the balls
on this chick.

262
00:15:20,393 --> 00:15:23,611
We should cut this part from
the ceremony. It's totally antiquated.

263
00:15:24,272 --> 00:15:26,767
Let her speak, okay? Mia? Come on.

264
00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:31,753
First of all,
you two don't even love each other.

265
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:34,595
Yeah, you don't even
know what love is.

266
00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:38,088
- I love your dad, of course I do.
- Karen, all due respect,

267
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,827
give me a fucking break.
You're still in love with Hank,

268
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:43,728
and you know what? You should be.

269
00:15:45,438 --> 00:15:49,338
- He's obviously the guy for you.
- OK, I am so fucking high right now.

270
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:52,635
I want you to be happy, I do.

271
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:56,091
You totally deserve it.
You got a bum deal.

272
00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,970
You loved someone with your
whole heart, I know you did,

273
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,452
and they up and died on you.

274
00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:04,236
That sucks...

275
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,979
But you gotta get real,
you can't just play house.

276
00:16:08,352 --> 00:16:09,376
It's good.

277
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,799
Hold on.

278
00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:15,251
If you marry Karen, you'll always
be staring down the barrel of Hank.

279
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,586
Simple as that.

280
00:16:18,056 --> 00:16:20,403
- Let's take a little walk.
- You'd like that?

281
00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,375
We're gonna get some coffee,
smoke some cigarettes...

282
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,572
Come here.

283
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,007
Let it go. All right?

284
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:28,669
Just let it go.

285
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:30,304
If I can, you can.

286
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:33,628
You think you can just shut me up?

287
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,842
Of course you do,
just like you thought

288
00:16:35,992 --> 00:16:38,570
you could fuck me and never talk to me again.

289
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:42,034
What is she talking about?

290
00:16:42,715 --> 00:16:44,623
You wanna tell them or should I?

291
00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:49,014
You fucked her, didn't you?

292
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:56,265
Okay, you want to do this?

293
00:16:56,826 --> 00:16:57,881
For real?

294
00:16:58,249 --> 00:16:59,394
Do it right

295
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:01,288
tell them the truth.

296
00:17:02,742 --> 00:17:04,048
What did you do?

297
00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:06,594
Tell them.

298
00:17:07,132 --> 00:17:09,245
Did you, or did you not,
sleep with him?

299
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,117
Of course not.

300
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,166
Give a girl some credit.

301
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,772
It's just a book.

302
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,515
A made-up story.

303
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:33,338
It's fucking fiction, people!

304
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,170
I don't give a damn about any
moment that's come before this.

305
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,827
It's simple, Karen. I love you.

306
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:51,594
Do you love me?
Do you want to marry me?

307
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,249
Yes, I do.

308
00:19:18,301 --> 00:19:19,981
You wanna talk about it?

309
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,748
You need a hug?

310
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,081
Oh, no.

311
00:19:25,769 --> 00:19:27,219
Let me love you.

312
00:19:27,547 --> 00:19:29,184
Will you shut the fuck up?

313
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:35,406
So, what now?

314
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,335
I think maybe
I'll get into teaching.

315
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:44,625
There's an idea.

316
00:19:44,939 --> 00:19:47,404
Not a particularly good one,
but an idea nonetheless.

317
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,312
- Good luck with that.
- I hate you.

318
00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:52,035
I hate myself.

319
00:20:06,128 --> 00:20:07,957
Dance with your daughter?

320
00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:09,932
Don't mind if I do.

321
00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:12,049
Later, Runkle.

322
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,018
I'm very proud of you.

323
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:23,047
Really? And why is that?

324
00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:26,283
Because you got through it.

325
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,723
And didn't get into
a fight with anyone.

326
00:20:29,654 --> 00:20:31,965
Well, you didn't start it,
at least.

327
00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:35,593
You're tragically flawed, dad,

328
00:20:36,824 --> 00:20:38,539
but you've got a good heart.

329
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,011
I'll take that.

330
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:52,173
Hello, sister. Mind if I cut in?

331
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,584
I suppose I should thank you.

332
00:21:04,258 --> 00:21:06,467
- For what?
- Saving my ass.

333
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,722
I'd say we're about even right now.

334
00:21:10,157 --> 00:21:11,278
How's that?

335
00:21:12,098 --> 00:21:14,923
My dad decided to
publish the book, so...

336
00:21:15,371 --> 00:21:18,969
I think he feels a lot better
knowing that we didn't have sex.

337
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,258
But we did.

338
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:22,664
Yeah.

339
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:25,670
Yeah, we did.

340
00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:30,267
Once upon a time, I saw my favorite
writer in a bookstore and...

341
00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:32,844
I seduced him.

342
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:36,415
So what, would it have been better

343
00:21:36,676 --> 00:21:40,174
to lose my virginity in the
back of some rich kid's beamer?

344
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,338
Now you're really fucking with me.

345
00:21:45,082 --> 00:21:47,157
A girl never forgets her first.

346
00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,700
How you holding up, daddy?

347
00:21:59,657 --> 00:22:01,407
Don't worry about me.

348
00:22:01,547 --> 00:22:04,218
Worry about that poor
simpleton over there.

349
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:07,309
You can call me whenever,
you know...

350
00:22:08,313 --> 00:22:09,188
Take that.

351
00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:11,784
Come on, you know you want
that bald eagle back.

352
00:22:12,044 --> 00:22:14,561
You made him suffer long enough.
He's been out there.

353
00:22:14,762 --> 00:22:17,713
There's nothing for him.
He's banged the forbidden fruit

354
00:22:18,031 --> 00:22:20,433
and now he's realized
that he'd rather be...

355
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,836
Shucking your hairless clam.

356
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,619
Hey, be nice to my clam.

357
00:22:30,146 --> 00:22:33,045
Hey, you,
dance with your fucking wife already.

358
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:36,895
Be nice to her vagina.

359
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,587
Well, I guess
congratulations are in order.

360
00:22:53,327 --> 00:22:54,327
You did it.

361
00:22:54,659 --> 00:22:56,065
Looks like I did.

362
00:22:56,713 --> 00:22:57,914
Good for you.

363
00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:01,160
This is starting
to give me dumb chills.

364
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:04,159
- That's right, you're a woman now.
- Shut up.

365
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:07,863
May I?

366
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,760
Dance?

367
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,306
You?

368
00:23:19,094 --> 00:23:21,588
Why didn't I dance
with you more often?

369
00:23:22,315 --> 00:23:24,594
Remember? You thought
it was stupid.

370
00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:26,040
Sounds familiar.

371
00:23:27,856 --> 00:23:31,417
And once again, the joke's on me,
because I'm the stupid one.

372
00:23:35,097 --> 00:23:38,311
You know, I'm sorry I never
gave you a day like today.

373
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,682
I don't know what
I was so afraid of.

374
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:44,054
So negative.

375
00:23:46,353 --> 00:23:47,977
Because I look around

376
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:51,759
and I think it's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen...

377
00:23:52,244 --> 00:23:53,650
aside from you.

378
00:24:01,986 --> 00:24:04,381
- I believe that's our daughter.
- She asked him.

379
00:24:04,531 --> 00:24:06,106
Don't stare, she'll kill us.

380
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:13,290
Just all went by so fast.

381
00:24:15,044 --> 00:24:17,639
From the moment I met
you till just now...

382
00:24:19,245 --> 00:24:21,274
Seems like just a second ago.

383
00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:33,294
Excuse me, Hank. I wouldn't mind
dancing with my wife.

384
00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:34,581
Of course.

385
00:24:34,988 --> 00:24:37,699
Be good to her.
I had a shot with her once,

386
00:24:38,485 --> 00:24:39,729
but I blew it.

387
00:25:02,505 --> 00:25:04,804
That's what I call fucking, Runkle.

388
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,564
You go, girl.

389
00:25:27,248 --> 00:25:29,357
Okay, don't push
your luck, Clapton.

390
00:25:29,558 --> 00:25:32,445
Becca, meet me in the car in
three and a half minutes.

391
00:25:32,744 --> 00:25:35,749
And you? No tongue. I'm serious.
That's not cool.

392
00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:39,325
"Check yourself, before
you wrigidy wrigidy wreck yourself."

393
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,460
Stay away from musicians.
They're nothing but trouble.

394
00:25:51,194 --> 00:25:52,550
He asked me out...

395
00:25:53,403 --> 00:25:54,424
On a date.

396
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,353
Captain fantastic.

397
00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:00,009
Can I go?

398
00:26:01,508 --> 00:26:03,063
Of course you can go.

399
00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:04,984
Impressed?

400
00:26:05,285 --> 00:26:06,285
Very.

401
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:08,966
Maybe it's possible,
after all this time,

402
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:11,410
for your old man to grow
the fuck up already.

403
00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:16,270
Maybe it happens anyways,
whether you like it or not.

404
00:26:22,525 --> 00:26:24,400
- Yeah!
- Pay up.

405
00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:27,479
I gave my last bill to the valet.
You're shit out of luck.

406
00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:30,753
Wait, Hank!

407
00:26:32,138 --> 00:26:33,136
Wait!

408
00:26:33,472 --> 00:26:34,629
Quick, quick!

409
00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:36,298
Just go, drive the car!

410
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:37,551
You sure?

411
00:26:37,691 --> 00:26:39,915
Quick, before I change
my fucking mind!

412
00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:41,391
I'm sorry, baby.

413
00:26:42,908 --> 00:26:44,692
Karen, wait! Come back!


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