Субтитры - сезон 1, серия 11

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Previously on Californication...

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- No kiss?
- I'm done with that.

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You, on the other hand,
have been a very naughty little smurf.

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Bi-curious, are we?

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He started it spanking his assistant.
It was very sweet, actually.

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I want to learn from you.

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- I want to be an agent.
- I see.

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First, you systematically
destroy my marriage...

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I know about everything.

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... and now you want me
to help with your career.

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I don't think you heard me.
I wrote something.

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- Hank wrote a new book? Can I read it?
- That's not appropriate.

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Can I help you with anything?

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I wrote a novel,
and I was wondering

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- if Charlie would read it.
- What's it about?

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A 16-year-old girl
fucks a much, much older man

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and finds herself both spiritually
and sexually awakened.

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Are you OK?

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But I'm working on it.

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- This book is gonna be huge.
- Are you having second thoughts?

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- Are you questioning things?
- I question everything.

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It's very healthy.

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I just think you can't run off
and marry a guy

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after making sweet love
to yours truly.

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We had women that loved us for
who we were, and we fucked it up.

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Ain't life fucking grand?

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Subtitles: swsub.com

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- You look great, mom.
- Thank you, sweetie.

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I guess you're going with a more
liberal interpretation of the whole

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- "white wedding" concept, are you?
- You think I could go braless?

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Sorry. Didn't know we had a gentleman
in our presence.

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Only if you go with
a more liberal interpretation

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of the whole "gentleman" concept.

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You know, as exciting as it is
to be behind the scenes

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in the girls' locker room
right before the big game,

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- I think I'm going to take my leave.
- Shit.

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- My dad's coming.
- What?

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He was supposed to be
playing racquetball!

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Yes, get that thing off!

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The groom shouldn't see you in the dress
before the wedding... It's bad luck.

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What's worse luck
is getting married itself.

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Shut up.

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Two out of three of those
end in divorce.

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Sometimes more... Three out of two.

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- You look lovely.
- Thank you.

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A little uncomfortable coming from you.
You know what? Oatmeal.

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- Thanks, daddy.
- You should've seen the dress

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Karen had on just now.
I mean, it was like, here...

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- Cut it out.
- And then the back...

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You're home early.

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I played Harry Greenberg.
I bageled him.

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Ironically. You know what?

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One day, you and me, Bill Tilden.
Mano a mano.

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We're gonna play the real tennis. Not
that sissy kind. We're going '70s style.

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We're playing wooden rackets,
knee socks. Plum smugglers.

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- But not today because I gotta go.
- Dad.

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You can't. Remember?

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- No. What?
- I have to talk to you and mom.

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Really? What about, sweetie?

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Family stuff.

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We're a family.
Or we will be very soon, right?

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So I should say what I feel?
No matter what?

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Absolutely. Always.

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I want to live with dad.

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I'll still visit and stuff.

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I want to live
most of the time with dad.

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It's the first I've heard of this.

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Have you thought this through?
I mean, have you... Becca.

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Then there were two.

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I need some help taking off this dress.

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And then there was one.

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Thank you.

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Uncle Runkle.

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- Sorry I'm late. I just...
- You just what?

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Nah. That's all I got.

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- I do have some news, though.
- Ah! Delight me.

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Becca's moving back in with me.

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- No shit.
- Yeah.

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- Poor Karen. She must be...
- Devastated.

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- That's brutal.
- It is. The good news is, though,

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as of today you and your extensive
porn collection

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- are moving in to the Four Seasons.
- Fantastic.

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I booked you a room in the "husbands
who've been kicked out

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"by their diminutive
lesbian wives" wing.

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Right next to the
"young actresses fresh into town" wing.

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- Correct?
- I don't know the layout of the hotel.

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Well, that is news.
Boy, I'll miss the camaraderie,

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but that stain in your bedroom
was really starting to unnerve me.

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You inspired that stain,
you cunning linguist, you.

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- It's a talent.
- Job well done.

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What were you doing
in my bedroom, you perv?

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Snooping, of course. Looking for
some fucking words I can sell.

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- Good luck with that.
- By the way,

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how come you never told me Bill's little
Lolita of a daughter was a writer?

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'cause I don't use that term loosely.

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Writer. Everybody says
they're a writer in this town.

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I'll give her
"budding wordsmith," maybe.

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"Budding," huh?

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She's fucking bloomed, pal.

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Dani's dripping wet
over this manuscript of hers.

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In fact, she insists that I pump it,
launch her agenting career,

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or she'll hit me with the mother
of all sexual-harassment suits.

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Oh, Charlie, I'm sorry.

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Can you get me a front-row seat
to the trial?

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I wanna be behind you
in the courtroom sketches.

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- You're such a good friend.
- What do you want me to say?

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- You fuck around with your assistant,
you're gonna get screwed.

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Only a few things could happen,
all of them bad.

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You're gonna get threatened,
or sued.

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You can go for the trifecta
and get divorced.

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And yet, do I get any credit
for all the assistants I didn't fuck?

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- No, that's an injustice.
- It is.

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I get no credit for
all the dicks I do not suck.

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- Check, please.
- Then again, I don't know.

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If Mia turns out
to really be talented,

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I could pump this till
I'm blue in the face. No harm no foul.

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Am I right?

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She might have some
talent, from what I've seen,

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the little I have seen.
What is this thing about?

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This coverage makes it sound
really fucking hot, you know?

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There's this young woman
who's banging this older guy,

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and at one point, you know,
she hauls off

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and just punches him right in the face.
That's...

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pretty ballsy right there, right?

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I don't know what else happens,
but that's one scene.

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- Motherfucker.
- What?

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"Fucking & Punching."

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This is beyond ballsy.

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Where are you...

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What the fuck?

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I guess you didn't hear me knocking.

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No. Well, that's why I let
myself in... Because I figured

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you'd probably be out here
in this general vicinity,

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unable to hear me knocking.

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Out by the pool, kicking it,
you know, after school?

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Right. Well, school
doesn't get out till 3:00.

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You need to get on top of that
kind of shit, Hank.

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Is that universal? 'Cause I was over
at Mia's school that day.

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It was very progressive,
like they didn't adhere

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- to that kind of strict.
- There's no one here.

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I'm all on my own
in my big, empty house,

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just like I will be when you
take my daughter away from me.

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Come on.
I had nothing to do with that.

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- Really? You didn't put her up to it?
- Of course not. Why would I do that?

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I don't know. To embarrass me. To score
some big fucking victory over Bill.

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- No, I wouldn't do that.
- Your usual shit.

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No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.

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So she came up with it
all by herself, out of the blue?

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The system that's been working
since we split up,

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doesn't work anymore?
"I wanna live with dad?

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- "I don't wanna live with mom?"
- She's a teenager.

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The word you're looking for is
"mercurial."

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No, I'm not looking for.

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And I would never
fuck with her head like that.

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Yours, yes.
I can be a dick sometimes.

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But hers, never. Not in a million years.

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- Well, okay.
- What do you mean, "okay"?

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I mean, "okay, I believe you."
But it's not gonna make any difference.

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It doesn't make it any easier for me.

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But if you think about it
in practical terms, it means

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2 extra nights a week, right?

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- I mean, it's not a big...
- No. Don't, okay? Don't do that.

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I don't need
your fucking sympathy, Hank, okay?

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Get out of my house, 'cause I don't want
to see you right now!

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Where's Ilsa, she-wolf of the SS?

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Excuse me?

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- Dani. Where's Dani?
- She's in a meeting with Mr. Runkle.

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- And you are?
- Going in there.

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- I'm sorry, sir.
- Look at the time. The big hand

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says "fuck"
and the little one says "off."

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All right, I need
to talk to you, and you,

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and you need to get out, and you...

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You, I don't need to talk to,
but I know you.

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Hello, Victoria.

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Well, so formal.

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"Tricky Vicky" he used to
call me back in the day.

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Where the hell have you been,
Hank Moody?

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Don't you owe me a book since
the good guy is in office?

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It's been 7 years, thanks.
It's coming along swimmingly.

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Spell-checking as we speak.
I need to have a chat with you.

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- I'm in the middle of a meeting.
- I can see that. It won't take long.

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Hank, do you think you two
could do this a little bit later?

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Like after the meeting
that Victoria flew in from New York for?

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We should straighten it out now.

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We have a bunch more set up for later.
We don't want them to stack up.

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- I can handle this.
- Well, handle it, then.

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Looks like you've got
a live one there, Runkle.

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Hank, have a seat.
We can talk about "chinese democracy" as soon as

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I'm done talking
with the publishing sensation.

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I don't know if you're aware,
but this young woman's written

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- what could be the book of the year.
- Is that right?

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Have I ever been wrong about this shit?
It's fantastic.

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It's like your early stuff.
Not so juvenile.

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Not so many lame boner jokes.

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Coincidentally,
I have a lame boner right now.

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I have a lame boner for justice.

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And if you won't give me
a private sidebar right now,

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maybe there's something
you'd like to tell these good people?

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I don't know. What might
they be interested in hearing?

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Come on, Mia. Just... Just out with it.

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Oh... Wait.

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I know what I could say.

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Thank you, Hank.

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Thank you for giving me notes
and helping me with this.

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It's been a dream come true,

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really to have your favorite writer
in the whole wide world

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help you on your very first...

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- ... novel.
- Hank, you're so sweet.

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That's it? That's the way
you want to play it?

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What do you want me to do, blow you?
I mean, that would be untoward.

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My God, look at
the potty mouth on this one.

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I love it.

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She'd be great with the press, right?
Like Elizabeth Wurtzel... With talent.

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Okay, Hank. Let's go.

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Thank you ever so kindly.

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So you had your fun
and then you told them the truth, right?

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Told them what, Hank?

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You know, I think I'd appreciate
your particular brand of humor

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a lot more if you weren't
fucking around with my life.

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And you haven't fucked around
in mine at all?

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I mean, I know it was an accident.
How could you possibly have known?

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The fact remains you fucked me
and you didn't wanna have

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anything to do with me.
Ladies don't like it.

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So this is your revenge? You're
some kind of feminist caped crusader?

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Yeah, well, we all pay for
our sins sooner or later, Hank.

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Thank you... How'd you get ahold of it?

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Well, it was just sitting there
all unappreciated and shit,

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- and I asked Karen if I could read it.
- And she said "no."

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Exactly. She was afraid that
I would get corrupted in some way.

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- I'm sure.
- Oh, man.

231
00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:11,448
I wonder what'd she think if she
knew I had your dick in my mouth.

232
00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:14,284
But I digress.
Anyway, I took it to Kinko's

233
00:15:14,544 --> 00:15:18,580
and settled in for what was truly
a great read. It's so good, Hank.

234
00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:22,160
A really great first draft.

235
00:15:22,561 --> 00:15:26,046
You're gonna get caught, you know.
People are gonna recognize my writing.

236
00:15:26,537 --> 00:15:28,573
No, see, I covered my tracks.

237
00:15:28,906 --> 00:15:31,009
I added little bits of me
when I re-typed it.

238
00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:34,471
It's not really so much
an outright theft as a mash-up.

239
00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:37,313
An homage, if you will. From me to you.

240
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:41,029
You are a very young...

241
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,605
Sociopath-in-training.

242
00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,303
Oh, come on.

243
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:48,507
That's like Satan calling one
of his junior minions "a big meanie."

244
00:15:48,685 --> 00:15:50,603
Yes, but I never set out
to hurt you, Mia.

245
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:55,520
What else is out there for me? College,
going to Europe, working at an agency,

246
00:15:55,681 --> 00:15:57,464
a network, a studio?

247
00:15:58,046 --> 00:16:00,984
Boring! This has been fun.

248
00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:03,333
I never intended to be famous,

249
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:06,555
but I do like
being the center of attention.

250
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:08,860
It feels just like I thought it would...

251
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:10,950
Totally fucking great.

252
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:14,759
But it's gonna go away.

253
00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:21,935
Well, we just got offers
from Victoria Newsome and Little Brown,

254
00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:24,893
but I think Random House
is gonna blow them out of the water.

255
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,460
Random House?

256
00:16:27,281 --> 00:16:30,961
I didn't even know... I miss
these calls? I didn't see messages.

257
00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:33,405
No, I didn't think it was
worth bothering you about.

258
00:16:33,849 --> 00:16:37,360
- Some Kahlъa with your coffee?
- We seem to be all out of champagne.

259
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,137
I think the TV people drank it all when
they sold "Slut Wars" into syndication.

260
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,956
No, thank you.

261
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,688
Don't mind if I do.

262
00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:48,016
It's been a great ride,
Charlie Runkle.

263
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:50,171
We proved sex
and the workplace can mix.

264
00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:52,382
We subverted some dominant paradigms.

265
00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:56,344
And from a feminist standpoint, we're
about to launch a major female writer.

266
00:16:56,643 --> 00:17:00,860
She was great, wasn't she?
I mean, she was poised, she was funny...

267
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,644
She had them eating out of her hand and
looking up her skirt at the same time.

268
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,688
Yeah, that is quite a feat.

269
00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:10,942
The girl's gonna sell 5 million copies
based on the jacket photo alone.

270
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,760
And did you see how completely
unfazed she was by Hank?

271
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:18,617
I mean, no offense, he's a cool guy,
but it was kind of pathetic, right?

272
00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:23,445
Dani, I actually have a little bit
of a headache.

273
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:27,060
- I'm gonna lie down
here for a while. - Okay.

274
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,127
You rest, I'll take the calls.

275
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:56,021
So, here's the last of your t-shirts.

276
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:57,580
Thanks.

277
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:00,611
You know, you can always
bring your stuff home,

278
00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:03,681
for me to wash
on the weekends or whenever.

279
00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:04,955
I know.

280
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:10,418
'cause your dad, you know,
he'll probably just buy you new clothes

281
00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:13,648
when the old ones get dirty.
That would be his solution...

282
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,728
I know.

283
00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:20,095
You know...

284
00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:21,928
Yeah.

285
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:24,400
Shit!

286
00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,901
You're not taking everything,
are you?

287
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:29,521
No. Just the essentials.

288
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:35,050
I'm gonna let you guys...
Give her a hand, yeah?

289
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,900
- Mom?
- Yeah?

290
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,360
You and me...

291
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:42,754
I was thinking next Saturday
we could go to the getty.

292
00:18:43,483 --> 00:18:44,815
Just us.

293
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,050
That'd be great.
I'd love that, sweetie.

294
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:55,660
And so it begins.
The non-custodial parent time.

295
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,655
Not the dark side of the moon.
I might want to borrow that one.

296
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:03,054
- It's way too small for you.
- Yeah. That's why I like it.

297
00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:04,664
Whatever.

298
00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:07,497
Hey, I was just teasing.

299
00:19:07,809 --> 00:19:10,119
That's what sisters do, you know?

300
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,554
They borrow clothes, talk about boys,

301
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,350
conspire against the parental units...

302
00:19:18,014 --> 00:19:20,196
It's not gonna be any fun here
without you.

303
00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:21,656
Was it fun before?

304
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:23,906
True.

305
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:26,711
But you won't have that problem
anymore living with your dad.

306
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:28,950
Sure. It'll be a hoot.

307
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:32,083
Like taking Kafka
to the Third Street Promenade.

308
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:34,532
You're not even excited a little bit?

309
00:19:35,148 --> 00:19:38,193
- I suppose.
- Well, shit, I would be stoked.

310
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,153
'cause your dad, I mean, he's a riot.

311
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:42,677
He's totally awesome.

312
00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:45,513
I'm not going to live with
my dad because it's fun.

313
00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:47,662
I'm going because I have to.

314
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,018
I don't know if you've noticed,

315
00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:53,683
- but your dad is about to marry my mom.
- Yeah, so?

316
00:19:53,919 --> 00:19:55,568
So it's really happening.

317
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,100
He can't pretend anymore
that it's not.

318
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,822
And whatever miraculous thing he thought
would happen with the writing...

319
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:05,773
You know, that thing he wrote
back home in New York

320
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:07,786
that would be
the redemption of us all?

321
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,580
Well, obviously,
that's not happening, either.

322
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,650
Yeah, I guess not.

323
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,459
So it's official.

324
00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:16,683
Rock bottom.

325
00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:18,631
The death of hope.

326
00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:21,268
Can't leave him alone now.

327
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,093
The man's got nothing.

328
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:26,301
Well, that's not entirely true.

329
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,921
He's got you.

330
00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:33,184
We should all be so lucky.

331
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,018
Loved your new novel.

332
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,241
I knew from the first page.

333
00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:21,605
Strange, too. It was like 1987.

334
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,690
I went to a party
with Bret E. Ellis.

335
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,987
I asked him who
the good young writers were.

336
00:21:26,148 --> 00:21:29,838
He showed me that short story of yours.
I had the same feeling when I read it.

337
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,287
Like this person and I
are connected somehow.

338
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,998
Like we were gonna do
something special together.

339
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:38,501
Well, I'm just overjoyed that
you saw me in there somewhere.

340
00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:40,441
You're all over it, pal.

341
00:21:40,652 --> 00:21:42,904
But, listen, I got to ask, you know,

342
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:46,343
since you always tend
to write exactly what you know...

343
00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:51,760
What's the fucking deal?

344
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,470
You have done some
fucked-up shit in your time, but...

345
00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:05,779
I didn't think you'd do that.

346
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,765
Not knowingly.

347
00:22:08,668 --> 00:22:10,930
She tricked you into it?
I find that hard to believe.

348
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,660
She was at a book store,
and she was reading my book.

349
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,242
That's always a great
conversation starter for me,

350
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:18,999
and she was cute and flirty,
I was half in the bag...

351
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:21,028
I was just right for that moment.

352
00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:23,405
The self-loathing
was strong in me that night.

353
00:22:23,596 --> 00:22:25,522
I didn't know she was Bill's daughter,

354
00:22:25,714 --> 00:22:29,001
and I thought she was in college.
You know, maybe older.

355
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,137
I was wrong.

356
00:22:31,555 --> 00:22:32,973
Jesus Christ.

357
00:22:34,247 --> 00:22:36,142
How'd we get ourselves into this one?

358
00:22:36,817 --> 00:22:38,503
Thank you for saying "we."

359
00:22:39,884 --> 00:22:42,458
I'll do whatever
you want me to do, you know?

360
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:44,943
I'll take it off the counter,
you say the word.

361
00:22:45,634 --> 00:22:46,778
Are there offers?

362
00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:49,090
- Many.
- Well, then I'm fucked.

363
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,870
If I say anything,
if I do anything about this shit,

364
00:22:52,081 --> 00:22:54,048
there's no telling
what she's gonna do.

365
00:22:54,268 --> 00:22:57,095
There's no stopping her
from telling Karen or Bill,

366
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,477
- or Becca.
- Fuck. The police.

367
00:23:00,689 --> 00:23:02,223
Fuck the police.

368
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:06,627
Expecting someone?

369
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:13,562
Wait.

370
00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:16,363
Let me get that.

371
00:23:19,804 --> 00:23:21,739
- Good evening, ladies.
- Hey.

372
00:23:21,931 --> 00:23:23,931
I should get going. Call me later?

373
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,750
- I will.
- Four seasons.

374
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:28,125
- Good night.
- Night.

375
00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:35,533
- I'm gonna go put my stuff down.
- Sure.

376
00:23:40,165 --> 00:23:41,168
I'm sorry.

377
00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:42,868
About what?

378
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:45,478
You won.

379
00:23:46,813 --> 00:23:49,746
Not if you're this upset.
I didn't win a goddamn thing.

380
00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:52,344
I hate seeing you this sad.

381
00:23:52,588 --> 00:23:53,470
Ever.

382
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,444
Except maybe after sex with Bill.

383
00:23:58,617 --> 00:24:01,729
That's a smile. A small smile,
but a smile nonetheless.

384
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,930
I'll take it.

385
00:24:03,772 --> 00:24:06,571
- Don't worry, mom. I'll be fine.
- I know.

386
00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:08,777
And it's not you I'm worried about.

387
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,345
I know.

388
00:24:10,796 --> 00:24:12,614
But first of all, this is not goodbye.

389
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:15,778
Just think of it as me on the road
with the band,

390
00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,848
playing a few out-of-town gigs.

391
00:24:18,229 --> 00:24:20,278
Plus, you get
a break from my noisy guitar.

392
00:24:20,572 --> 00:24:22,892
Yeah, but I love your noisy guitar.

393
00:24:24,085 --> 00:24:26,193
I would say "take care of her," but I think

394
00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:28,570
she's probably
gonna take better care of you.

395
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,257
I don't disagree.

396
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,922
Call me if you need anything, okay?

397
00:24:33,554 --> 00:24:34,820
Anything at all.

398
00:24:37,721 --> 00:24:39,158
I love you, honey.

399
00:24:39,424 --> 00:24:40,747
I love you, too.

400
00:24:44,992 --> 00:24:47,216
She's highly emotional, that one.

401
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,850
All the good ones are.

402
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:55,429
In exchange, they've given their word
they will only fight

403
00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:57,001
Al-Qaeda.

404
00:24:58,171 --> 00:25:01,009
Take a picture. It'll last longer.

405
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,350
Are you okay?

406
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:10,255
- You seem depressed.
- You mean like more than usual?

407
00:25:10,824 --> 00:25:11,821
Yes.

408
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,650
I sense these things.

409
00:25:14,252 --> 00:25:15,255
Oh, yeah?

410
00:25:16,661 --> 00:25:17,792
I'm peachy.

411
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,500
Trust me.

412
00:25:51,328 --> 00:25:52,351
Hey, Bill?

413
00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:55,146
Hey, honey. Bill?