Субтитры - сезон 1, серия 4

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- Father?
- Daughter?

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Why is there a naked lady
in your bedroom?

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What are you
talking about, revenge?

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Don't make it like it wasn't
the least bit satisfying

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to fuck the wife of the man
who turned your

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"precious little book"
into a big, shitty movie.

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Sick of you talking shit
about me in the press.

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I thought you came because
you found out I fucked your wife.

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Asshole.

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Charlie Runkel's office.

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Your assistant makes me want to
touch myself in a bad place.

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But from now on, if I make a mistake
or I screw something up,

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you should feel free to discipline me
in whatever way you see fit.

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- Hi. Remember me?
- How could I forget?

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- Best blind date of my life, asshole.
- Let me make it up to you.

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Can I take you out sometime?

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The guy you saw me with
last night is married.

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Fucking a married a guy for 5 years?

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Call him whatever you want.
He can stay with me.

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Once upon a time, I used to love you.

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And no matter what, you will
always be a part of my life.

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But I'm not in love with you anymore.

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Yusef, what's a five-letter word
for "excitable boy"?

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Zevon.

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Booyah.

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That's a smart dog.

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So...

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- last night.
- What about it?

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I don't want to be hyperbolic
or anything,

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but I think we took things
to a whole other level.

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And why do you feel the need
to relive it the next morning?

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That's half the fun.
You know, it's like...

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getting to do it all over again.

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Except without the after-sex sadness

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that comes down upon one.

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Hank, I think we need to talk.

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Talk, really?

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Has anything good ever come
of such a thing ever?

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We've been spending
a lot of time in the bedroom,

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which is nice, very nice.

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But I'm also just coming out of this
horribly dysfunctional relationship

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that only existed in the bedroom...

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You want me to do you in the shower.

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I get it.

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You want to go out on the town
with some Hank on your arm.

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You want to stroll around
with some of this.

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That's totally understandable.
We can do it. We can go out. Anything.

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Anything you want to do.
We'll do it. Just name it.

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Let's go. Right now.

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- Okay, there's this fund-raiser.
- No, can't do that.

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That sounds excruciating.
I won't do that.

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It's your agency. You must be invited.

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And I'm sure it went
right in the circular file.

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Come on, it'll be fun.

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It's for a good cause.

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Well, I'm not much one for causes,
good or otherwise.

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I'm not a joiner.

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- Apathy kills, Hank.
- I don't care.

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Does that feel like apathy to you?

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You look...

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half, you know, halfway decent.

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Thanks.

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How's Becca?

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- Well, she's a little bummed.
- Well, that's understandable,

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- but this thing came up.
- I know, but she's just...

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- Dad.
- Beautiful daughter.

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- Gee, I don't know where that...
- A bribe?

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No, I like to think of it more as
a token of my paternal affection.

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Are you serious?

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This is awesome!

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Just when I thought we'd agreed
not to get her a cell phone.

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I thought we decided that, too,
but then I realized she can call me

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whenever she's pissed
at you and lurch, so...

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... changed my mind.

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Do you have a date?

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- I do.
- Do you like her?

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- She is pretty cool.
- As cool as mom?

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Sadly, I have come to find
that that is not possible.

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Well, if it's a date
and not just a random hookup,

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- I guess I approve.
- Yes!

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But I wanna hear
all about her tomorrow.

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Absolutely.

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Call me.

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I can't believe you.

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So...

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Stop it. The date.

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- Are you in love?
- Shut up.

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Where are you taking her?
Red Lobster? Denny's?

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I wish. I got this fucking fund-raiser
at the agency

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I got roped into going to.

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Fascist architecture.
Can I ask you a question?

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- Go for it.
- What are we doing here?

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- Mixing and mingling.
- That's what I thought.

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That explains why my sphincter
tightened up a couple notches.

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Relax.

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There's your agent.

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- What the fuck?
- What's the problem?

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You know how much I hate
that motherfucker.

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Yes, I know how much you hate
that A-list, in-demand motherfucker.

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But I've been trying
to sign him for years.

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Don't make me
fire your ass all over again.

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Hank, if I depended on you and
you alone for my commissions,

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Marcy and I would be sharing a TV dinner
under a bare light bulb right now.

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OK but don't do it in front of me.

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It's like watching you
cheat on me with another man.

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You give much better head.
Always have, always will.

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I am impressed.

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I can't believe you managed
to drag this nonpartisan asshole

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- out of the house for this shindig.
- I had to use all of my feminine wiles.

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And a butt plug.

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Speaking of which... where's Marcy?

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Emergency waxing session.

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As we speak, she's likely staring into
the business end of Angelina’s vagina.

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Let's take a time-out while I meditate
on that for a few moments.

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You do that.
I see a friend. You come find me.

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I'm sorry. did you say something?

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I told you, man. You just needed
to meet a nice girl.

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- She's not so nice.
- Naughty?

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Do I ask you about Marcy's

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- sexual proclivities?
- Yes, all the time. It's odd, actually.

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So, what are we talking about here?
A little "S&M"? A little light "B&D"?

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Slow down, tiger.

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Morticia. Call me Hank, please.

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- So, do you still need me?
- Did you finish reading the manuscript?

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- Did you write your coverage on it yet?
- No, not yet.

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Then, I think you just answered
your own question.

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- Back to work.
- Yes, sir.

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Anything you want to tell me
about there, captain?

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Please. I'm a married man.

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Anything you want to tell me
about there, captain?

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Can we agree not to throw down
while we have our cocks out?

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Really? Yours is out?

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- Fag.
- I'm done fighting you, Moody.

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This from a man who had a six-pack of
whoop-ass opened up on him last week.

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I couldn't hurt you if I wanted to.
You're your own worst enemy.

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That is a very astute observation
coming from a dumb guy.

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Did me a big favor, actually.

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Got me out of a horrible
fucking marriage.

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You and Sandy splitting the sheets?
Do tell.

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That bitch is crazy. Last time I ever
marry a fucking white woman.

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I'm with you there.

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- Well, how'd she take it?
- Haven't told her.

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- Thinking about doing it tonight.
- Here? she's here?

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That's right.

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There she is.
The former Mrs. Moody.

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I was never officially a Moody.

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You were moody.
You just weren't a Moody.

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You could've made me less moody
if you'd made me into a Moody.

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- I'll make you a Moody right now.
- It's too late.

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- It's 4 hours to Vegas.
- No, it's too late.

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We'll stop in Barstow, in-n-out burgers,
shakes, fries, celebratory coupling,

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which I believe is part
of our sordid sexual history.

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You know, it's very tempting,
but I'm gonna have to say no.

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But thank you. Over.

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Could you be
on your best behavior tonight?

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Please, please.

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Like a child you talk to me.
What do you think I'll do?

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- You are a child.
- Stir the punch with my dong?

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Quite possibly, yes.

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And that's the thing with you, Hank.

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One never knows what to expect
from you or your dong.

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And how is this not a virtue?

164
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You know, honey,
you do look beautiful tonight.

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Well, that's... Thank you.
Thank you.

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Stop it! No. You just said
you would behave.

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Bill is around the corner.

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- Okay, come on. We can be adults.
- It just gets so lonely sometimes.

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I need a hug in a moment, the moment
passes, and I'm good. Smell you later.

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- You finished yet?
- Putting it together right now.

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Bring it to me in my office.

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U.T.K. Charlie Runkel's office.

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It's your wife.

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Hey, baby.

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Yeah, it's going well.

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How about you?
How is Angelina's cookie?

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Really?

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Well, that's one of the benefits
of adoption.

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You know what?
You're... you're breaking up.

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Yeah, you're... You're...
I'm losing you, babe.

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Okay, got to go.

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Tell me what to do.

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What if you don't wanna do
what I tell you to do?

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I think you're missing the point.

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Thank you.

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There you are.

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Hank Moody,

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please say hello to my colleague
Jonathan Mandel

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and his lovely wife, Nikki.

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- Hank Moody? The writer?
- I used to be.

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Now I'm Hank Moody the blogger,
soon to be Hank Moody the bartender.

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Meredith turned me on to your blog.

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- Highly entertaining, Hank.
- Well, that's what I do. I entertain.

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I'd be interested to see what you write
about this little shindig.

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Well, just off the top of my head...

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I find interesting to hear these people
ranting and raving about saving

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the environment when they'll probably
blow like 10 000 pounds of fuel

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on their private jet planes
getting down to Cabo this weekend.

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That's right, babs. You heard me.

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Tell Oprah I said so.

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Put that in your pipe
and smoke it, ladies.

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- Meredith, can I get you another drink?
- Will you excuse us?

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- Your writing is so good.
- Well, Thank you.

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I'm a bit of a scribbler myself,
you know?

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Nikki Man... That Nikki Mandel.

206
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You write all that Hollywood, trophy,

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- clit-lit stank, don't you?
- That's me.

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Masturbation material for the North
of Montana hausfrau.

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You had me at masturbation.

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- I was hoping so.
- You got me all wet.

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The trick is coming up
with good story ideas.

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I would imagine.

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I'm always on the lookout
for new material...

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- if you know what I mean.
- It's hard not to know what you mean,

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especially when you're being
so subtle about it.

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Doesn't pay to be a wallflower.

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You and your husband seem fine.

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- What's the deal?
- Looks can be deceiving.

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Those two have been playing grab-ass
for years now.

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"I see," said the blind man.

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Excuse me a moment.

222
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Can I talk to you for a second?

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- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

224
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No, what are you doing?
That's married guy. Come on.

225
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- I didn't know he was gonna be here.
- Come on.

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Okay, I knew.

227
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I'm sorry.

228
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I don't care. It's still a lie.

229
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Look, you want to create
a fuss with me?

230
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That's fine. I'm listening.

231
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I'm kid chaos.
I'll create some chaos for you.

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How?

233
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How?

234
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I want to be a 40-year-old virgin.

235
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Why?

236
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Because it seems like,
once you get laid,

237
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your life basically turns to shit.

238
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It's not so bad.

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You've had the sex?

240
00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:50,576
Sure.

241
00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:53,231
What's it like?

242
00:14:57,675 --> 00:14:58,851
Good.

243
00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:03,079
Bad.

244
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,525
Weird.

245
00:15:06,397 --> 00:15:07,617
Powerful.

246
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:12,686
I don't know. Look, don't worry about
this stuff. You got plenty of time.

247
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,003
- Watch the hair.
- Sorry.

248
00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:20,261
You Miss your dad, don't you?

249
00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:26,343
I Miss my mom.

250
00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:31,551
For what it's worth,
I know my mom really likes you.

251
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,822
I like her, too.

252
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,674
It's just...

253
00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:39,843
not the same, you know?

254
00:15:45,147 --> 00:15:46,433
Do you like Bill?

255
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,158
Sure. He's nice.

256
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,447
But he's not like Hank.

257
00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:56,954
Seriously, you're really lucky.

258
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:11,126
Nice.

259
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,910
- Watch it!
- Well, thank you.

260
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:19,134
Great!

261
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:22,967
- You could look where you're going.
- And you could be a bit less of a cunt.

262
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,211
- What did you say?
- What did I say? I cunt hear you.

263
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,566
Back it up, lady!

264
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,286
What the hell happened here?

265
00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:34,334
The guy spills his drink on me,
then he called me a cunt.

266
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,576
I didn't say a word!
I bumped into her. My bad.

267
00:16:36,716 --> 00:16:39,442
- You liar! Yes, you did!
- She just freaked out on me.

268
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,366
You should've come and get me.

269
00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:43,915
- I can take care of myself. Thank you.
- Clearly.

270
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:47,451
Sweetie, this is hardly the time
or the place for a scene.

271
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,374
Can't we all just get along? I'm not
looking to press charges or anything.

272
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:54,876
- Get off of me.
- He's trying to be decent.

273
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:56,547
No. He's trying to be a dick.

274
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:59,699
You want me to have him thrown out?
Just say the word and I will.

275
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:01,374
I don't. I just want to go.

276
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,157
Now, look, there's a couple
I want you to meet.

277
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:09,880
Turns out they bought
that house you re-did.

278
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,541
There we go. Turn.

279
00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,411
Come on, lean forward.

280
00:17:16,647 --> 00:17:17,915
Yeah, just like that.

281
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,573
Just like that.

282
00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:21,896
Look at you, you dirty,
little animal.

283
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:23,394
- Like this?
- Yes.

284
00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:28,094
I missed.

285
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:31,176
Yes, look at that.

286
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:34,302
- Holy fucknuts!
- Shit!

287
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:37,884
- What, don't you fucking knock?
- Don't you lock?

288
00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:43,218
Why don't you go grab him
some water or something?

289
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,234
Take it easy there, Diane Arbus.

290
00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:52,614
Don't have a coronary,

291
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,601
'cause I wouldn't know how
to explain that to your wife.

292
00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:00,911
It's all right. Maybe it's time
to punch out there, Bettie Page.

293
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:13,682
Here.

294
00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:19,242
First things first... You're not gonna
stroke out on me, are you?

295
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,401
Good. You just relax.

296
00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:25,041
It's all good. It was me.

297
00:18:25,182 --> 00:18:27,384
You're lucky it was
me coming in that door, huh?

298
00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:32,900
Look at me, look at me.
Let me see those eyes.

299
00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:35,467
Yeah, you're good, you're good.

300
00:18:36,855 --> 00:18:39,150
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck were you thinking

301
00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:41,018
fucking around with your secretary?

302
00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:43,161
"How much of a big fat clichй can I be"?

303
00:18:43,303 --> 00:18:45,109
She started it, man.

304
00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:48,517
Come on.

305
00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:50,993
I guess I...

306
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,238
- ... got a little carried away.
- You think?

307
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:57,959
I don't even know what happened, man.
One minute, I am sailing along,

308
00:18:58,198 --> 00:19:01,708
I'm being the guy who would
never, ever cheat on his wife.

309
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:06,829
The next second, I'm spanking the bare,
naked ass of a 22-year-old girl.

310
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:11,747
I'm not gonna be judgmental,
because, a/ Who the fuck am I to talk?

311
00:19:11,928 --> 00:19:14,852
and b/ What you just described
sounds incredibly hot.

312
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,019
But you got to get your shit together.

313
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,275
All right? You owe it to Marcy.

314
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,155
I know.
I'm such a fucking asshole, man.

315
00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:25,982
If anybody deserves
to be disciplined, it's me.

316
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:28,226
It's not an invitation.

317
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:34,414
If you're having
problems in the boudoir,

318
00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:36,938
it's worth a conversation
with the old lady.

319
00:19:42,025 --> 00:19:44,375
I'm afraid that ship
sailed some time ago.

320
00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:46,268
I don't know, you know,

321
00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:49,231
Marcy, to me, is nothing
if not a dirty, little girl.

322
00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:52,265
I think, with all due respect,

323
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:55,027
if you talk to her, I think

324
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:58,586
she'd be into some seriously
freaky shit.

325
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,513
Big boy. You're not crying, are you?

326
00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:12,728
- A little bit.
Jesus Christ.

327
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,121
- May I have another glass of wine?
- Hey!

328
00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:23,048
Time to hang up
your drinking shoes, lady.

329
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,108
You love me, don't you, Hank?

330
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,542
I've certainly grown very fond of you.

331
00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:31,941
- But I think that's...
- Let me guess.

332
00:20:32,624 --> 00:20:35,911
It's a little early for
this particular discussion.

333
00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:37,855
Something like that, yeah.

334
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,208
We'll probably never make it
to this particular discussion.

335
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,197
Why do you say that?

336
00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:49,129
Well, when you've spent
the last five years loving a man

337
00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:52,955
and wondering why
he doesn't love you back...

338
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,687
...you tend to get
a wee bit cynical about things.

339
00:21:01,974 --> 00:21:03,693
You stay right here...

340
00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,944
... and you hydrate.

341
00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:10,506
I'll be right back.

342
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:27,164
What'd you say?

343
00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,529
You need a double dose
of Viagra to get wood

344
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,619
and you wear a fanny pack
on the weekends.

345
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,400
- Think you're pretty clever, don't you?
- You wanna fuck around, fine.

346
00:21:36,581 --> 00:21:38,572
Fuck around all you want,
I'm no judge Judy.

347
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,933
But don't string a woman along
for a major chunk

348
00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:43,221
of her childbearing years.
That's not cool.

349
00:21:43,381 --> 00:21:46,908
- Who are you? Don Quixote?
- No, I'm not even Don fucking Knotts.

350
00:21:47,354 --> 00:21:50,708
- I'm a big fan of the lady in question.
- That's incredibly noble,

351
00:21:50,848 --> 00:21:53,840
considering how the lady
in question talks about you.

352
00:21:54,234 --> 00:21:55,759
I was curious,

353
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,741
because despite what you say,
I do care about her,

354
00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:02,416
So, I asked, "Who is he? Is this
someone I need to worry about?"

355
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,144
You know what she said?

356
00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:07,761
"Him? He's nobody, a loser,

357
00:22:09,054 --> 00:22:12,609
"someone to pass the time with
when I'm not in bed with you."

358
00:22:13,955 --> 00:22:17,081
So, maybe you're the one who
needs to be cut loose, pal.

359
00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:22,672
- You're very lucky, my friend.
- And why is that?

360
00:22:22,937 --> 00:22:25,604
'Cause I promised someone
I'd be on my best behavior.

361
00:22:25,872 --> 00:22:27,162
Fucking fucker!

362
00:22:28,852 --> 00:22:31,001
- My God!
- What are you doing?

363
00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:32,803
I'm glad we came.

364
00:22:34,406 --> 00:22:35,542
That was fun.

365
00:22:36,324 --> 00:22:37,845
You're funny.

366
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,686
There you go. You're good, you're good.

367
00:22:47,377 --> 00:22:50,362
- Proud of me?
- Almost never, but,

368
00:22:50,563 --> 00:22:52,075
yeah, I approve.

369
00:22:52,295 --> 00:22:55,997
No, no.
My behavior... me and my dong.

370
00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:58,606
- Well-behaved.
- Right... good.

371
00:22:58,806 --> 00:23:00,970
- Did nothing.
- Congratulations.

372
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:03,941
You are proud of me.
Did you have a good night?

373
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,677
Yeah, I did.

374
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,908
For a radical environmentalist
such as yourself,

375
00:23:09,048 --> 00:23:12,075
this whole evening must have
given you a clit-boner.

376
00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:13,884
You're disgusting.

377
00:23:14,483 --> 00:23:15,904
See you next Tuesday!

378
00:23:17,037 --> 00:23:18,069
Fuck you!

379
00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:21,972
What is that? What are you doing?

380
00:23:22,181 --> 00:23:25,201
He's just a classy guy.
He called me a cunt.

381
00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:28,944
- This guy called you a cunt?
- I dealt with it. I dealt with it.

382
00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:30,824
It's okay, I just want to...

383
00:23:31,565 --> 00:23:32,767
Excuse me.

384
00:23:38,089 --> 00:23:39,211
Good night.

385
00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:41,094
Good night.

386
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,333
- Hey.
- Hey, mom.

387
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,124
I'm sorry. Go back to sleep.

388
00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,572
- Mom?
- Yeah?

389
00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:08,956
Can I ask you something?

390
00:24:09,161 --> 00:24:10,967
Anything, my love.

391
00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:13,331
Do you love Bill?

392
00:24:16,502 --> 00:24:17,504
Yeah.

393
00:24:18,401 --> 00:24:19,487
Yeah, I do.

394
00:24:20,649 --> 00:24:22,113
Do you love dad?

395
00:24:22,282 --> 00:24:23,396
Yes...

396
00:24:24,437 --> 00:24:26,492
because we have you in common.

397
00:24:27,589 --> 00:24:30,729
I mean... I don't love him

398
00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:33,674
in that butterflies-in-the-tummy
way anymore.

399
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:34,976
I mean...

400
00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:38,323
not in the way that we love
Johnny Depp, definitely not.

401
00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:40,771
Right.

402
00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:43,879
Is dad a bad person?

403
00:24:44,478 --> 00:24:45,846
No, not at all.

404
00:24:46,636 --> 00:24:48,158
He does have a habit

405
00:24:48,299 --> 00:24:50,641
of getting himself and
everyone else around him

406
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,805
into trouble sometimes, but...

407
00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:00,059
Bill is a good person, sweetie.

408
00:25:01,769 --> 00:25:04,407
You know, he's kind, he's smart,

409
00:25:05,647 --> 00:25:07,009
and he really...

410
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,814
He thinks things through.

411
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:14,601
I love you.

412
00:25:18,509 --> 00:25:20,457
- Good night.
- Good night.

413
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:31,075
It's been a long time since someone
held my hair back as I puked.

414
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,830
It's been an honor and a privilege.

415
00:25:43,868 --> 00:25:45,265
Care to join me?

416
00:25:45,485 --> 00:25:48,271
Whew, still kind of barfy.
Get some sleep.

417
00:25:51,831 --> 00:25:52,832
Thank you.

418
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,541
It's what I do.

419
00:26:11,311 --> 00:26:14,008
"B" to the "E" to the "C"
to the "C" to the "A."

420
00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:16,373
- Hi, dad.
- What up, G?

421
00:26:16,955 --> 00:26:19,908
I called because I had
a feeling you couldn't sleep.

422
00:26:20,862 --> 00:26:23,941
Right as usual, my beautiful,
precocious daughter.

423
00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:28,107
Remember what you used to do
for me when I couldn't sleep?

424
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:30,721
Dose you with opiates?.

425
00:26:32,312 --> 00:26:34,896
You'd look at the ocean
and count the mermaids.

426
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:37,497
I did do that.

427
00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:40,891
I'm a better father than I thought.

428
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,959
Maybe you should try that,
and it will help.

429
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:48,281
Yeah.

430
00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:54,386
One...

431
00:26:57,646 --> 00:26:58,648
Two...

432
00:26:59,554 --> 00:27:02,028
Three... no, that's a sea lion.

433
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,081
Four...

434
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,134
Five...

435
00:27:09,135 --> 00:27:11,239
Six... no, that's a bum.

436
00:27:13,689 --> 00:27:14,715
Seven...

437
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,294
Eight...

438
00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:21,074
Nine... no, that's Daryl Hannah.

439
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:24,872
Ten...

440
00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:29,541
Eleven...