Субтитры - сезон 1, серия 6

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- My name is Hank.
- I know.

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This is Mia, Bill's daughter.

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And this is Hank.

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- You know each other?
- No.

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- I am 16, you know.
- So I've been told.

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I got to ask you a favor.

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I was supposed to be the guest speaker
at Mia's school,

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but I have to go out of town.

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They're very young.

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Say that again... slower this time.

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My fleshy T.A. didn't hear you.

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Just be careful of him

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and those of his ilk.

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Hank Moody, as I live and breathe,
are you looking out for me?

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- Back to work.
- Yes, sir.

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Anything you want
to tell me about, captain?

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Please. I'm a married man.

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In this past life of ours, was I mean?

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You weren't mean, no.
But you can be pretty hard on people.

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- I wish it was different.
- And so do I.

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Subtitle : swsub.com

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Do you know anything about wine?

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Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.

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"Suicide is slow with liquor."

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Sabbath.

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Close... Ozzy, solo.

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But nice try.

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Thanks...

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That stuff will kill you.

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Life will kill you.

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That's heavy.

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It will make sense.

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Taking it in.

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Let it sink in.

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Here you go.

36
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No, no. I can't let you do that.

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Unless you've got some "fuck you" money
stashed up your whosie-whatsit,

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you're shit out of places to look.

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So just take it.

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- You're sweet.
- It's my pleasure.

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And cute.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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What?

44
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It's a damsel in distress.

45
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I love all women. I love you.

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I'll make a run at you, crusty. I will.

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- I fucking love vinyl.
- Yeah,

48
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it just sounds better.

49
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It's warmer, right?

50
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It's just human.

51
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You're just an analog guy
in a digital world, aren't you?

52
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I might steal that.

53
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What is your name, by the way?

54
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Wouldn't you rather just fuck me
and never know?

55
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Oh, fuck. who says romance is dead?

56
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Oh, shit. You again?

57
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Fuck me.

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- All right, sure. why not?
- Stop it. I've been robbed.

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- Save the drama for your mama.
- She stole my guitar...

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and my records.

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My records! Oh, the humanity!

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Who did this?

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- I don't know. some girl.
- She let you have access

64
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to the most intimate of her areas,
she didn't give you her name?

65
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Well, it seemed like a pretty
fair trade-off at the time.

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What do you want?

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I don't know.

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Peace in the Middle East, a 2 h orgasm,
a few pages of your lesser work.

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That is not possible.

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There is no such thing as a 2 h orgasm
or my lesser work.

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You're shit out of luck.

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Yes... No, if you want lesser work,

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just write something yourself.

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- I can't. I'm lazy.
- I'll say.

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- I'll cry rape.
- No, you won't.

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How do you know?

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'Cause you enjoy torturing me too much.

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- That's true.
- Okay, listen, you just

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write something...

80
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Anything...
Okay, and I will help you with it.

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- I'll give you notes.
- Really?

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- You'd do that for me?
- Of course. Why wouldn't I?

83
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My own father hasn't even so much

84
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as offered to help me
with my homework, so...

85
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You know, as much as I love to hear
about Bill's failings as a parent,

86
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I do not like to be compared to him
in the same sentence.

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It creeps me out.

88
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Given that you've
been inside of me and all?

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Something like that, okay.
Now, you're a smart little sociopath.

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I'm sure you can
put two sentences together.

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Now scram.

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You wanted me?

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You know, I dropped an Advil on the
floor earlier and couldn't find it.

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I thought maybe you could...

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crawl around and look for it.

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Whatever you say, boss.

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Go slowly.
I don't want you to miss anything.

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Yes, boss.
Maybe I should look more closely.

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Poor you. your head must be throbbing.

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It is...

101
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actually, a bit.

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- Anybody home?
- Hey, baby!

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Hi, baby.

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Good afternoon, Mrs. Runkle.

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Dani?

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What's going on?

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I dropped an Advil on the floor
earlier and couldn't find it.

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I looked myself, you know.
And then my back just...

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Found it!

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Thank you, Dani.

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That's an Advil.

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You can take lunch.

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I'll just eat something at my desk.

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It was nice to see you, Mrs. Runkle.

115
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She's like your little slave, that one.

116
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You want to get lunch?

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I'd rather get laid.

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Excuse me?

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I want to change things up a little bit.
I used to come by for nooners

120
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all the time when you were at CAA.

121
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Yeah, well, that was CAA.
everybody was fucking everybody.

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Besides, Dani's right outside, there.

123
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Even better.

124
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Come on. I'll lap-dance you
if you throw me 20 bucks.

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You're already halfway there.

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That's it.

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That's it, baby. But take your time.

128
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Take your time. Take your...

129
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Maybe I'll hit Nordstrom's.

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All right, testing, testing, 1, 2.

131
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Good. You're on time, as usual.

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This chick stole my t-shirt...
my favorite t-shirt.

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- Just seat.
- The "Keith Richards President" one.

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The one I got you
at that little poutiquey place?

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- I love that.
- I know. I'm sad about it.

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Why did she steal your t-shirt?

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- You really want to know?
- Good point.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
from Venice, California,

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please welcome Kill Jill!

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Are you crying?

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Shut up.

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They're allergies.

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We should do this more often.

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I'm not deluded or anything.

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I know you guys aren't gonna live
happily ever after.

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It's just nice
to be together sometimes.

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As long as you don't hate each other,
I don't see what the big deal is.

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Oh, you know...
this could be uncle Charlie.

10
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So I'm gonna just...

11
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- Yes.
- You have to come get me.

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No, I can't do that.
I'm a little busy right now.

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Asshole, you have to.
I'm in trouble.

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What kind of trouble?

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Remember my teacher?

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He's coked out of his mind,
he's trying to get me into a threesome.

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- Jesus. Fuck.
- I can't call Karen 'cause

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she'll tell my dad,
and I'll be in a world of shit.

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Don't you have friends
who can come get you,

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- one with a fucking learner's permit?
- Aren't you my friend, Hank?

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- In a word, no.
- Ok, whatever.

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Don't worry about it.
I'll figure it out myself.

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Get the fuck off me, you asshole!

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Hold on, where are you?

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You wanna go to the movies with us, dad?

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Oh, would that I could,

27
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but it turns out that was
bald old uncle Charlie.

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He's going through a rough patch,

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and he kind of needs
a friendly ear, so...

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Uncle Charlie, huh?
Just an ear? Nothing else?

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Do you think
I'd rather be anywhere else?

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Moody! Hank fucking moody!
You came!

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What the fuck is up,
my brother from another mother?

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Where is she?

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Mia? I don't know.
She said she was gonna call you.

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- Glad you could make it, mofro.
- You were expecting me?

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Yeah, we thought
you might want to partake. Line?

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Let's go.

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Where are you going?

40
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I was hoping you'd want
to get in on this action.

41
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Get in on what action?

42
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You and me and Betty and Veronica
here make 3.

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Well, 4, actually. I'm sorry.

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My bad. I'm fucking
snow-blind right now.

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- You need to get out of the way.
- OK!

46
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You're a one-on-one kind of guy.
Tap that ass, dude. Go for it.

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Hey, you've got to
drink the nectar, right?

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One more word...

49
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And I put you through
that fucking wall.

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Would you read something
of mine sometime?

51
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That's good.

52
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Fine. Give me the silent treatment.

53
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- See where it gets you.
- What were you thinking?

54
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I wanted out of there.

55
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- You weren't in trouble.
- Sure I was.

56
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I was in danger
of being bored to death.

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- You cried wolf.
- So?

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Maybe I just wanted to see you.

59
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Did you ever think that maybe
I did not want to see you?

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Never entered my mind.
You enjoy the banter too much.

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What I was enjoying was
spending time with my daughter.

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- And Karen?
- Yes, and Karen.

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- Don't enjoy it too much, pal.
- Why not?

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Because she's marrying my father.

65
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You don't even like the guy.
What do you care?

66
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Yeah, maybe he's not much
of a parental figure.

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It doesn't mean
I don't wanna see him happy.

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And she makes him happy, Hank.

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Captain fantastic.

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00:14:40,976 --> 00:14:43,427
But the question is
does he make her happy?

71
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That's what you really want to know.
Why can't you just ask me?

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- Why don't you just fuck off?
- Come on.

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What do you think?
In your heart or hearts,

74
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what's your best guess?

75
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I don't know.

76
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Thanks for the ride.

77
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How's uncle Charlie?

78
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I just came by to say goodnight
to our little Courtney Love in training.

79
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:29,439
Well, she went to celebrate
with her band mates.

80
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Will you please tell her that I will
call her first thing in the morning?

81
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Yes, I will.

82
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Whoa, she was a...

83
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She was good tonight, huh?

84
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- I know. She was incredible.
- And we made that.

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You made it.

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- You helped, like, a teeny bit.
- I give you that.

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All right.

88
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I apologize. Good night.

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Do you want to come in for a drink?

90
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So, uh, did Dani
say anything to you

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about our little afternoon session?

92
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Well, I mean, even if she heard,

93
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it's not like I talk about
my love life with my assistant.

94
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Although, I have to say...

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when you said that thing
about her being my slave,

96
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It did get me kind of thinking.

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- Thinking about what?
- You know, um...

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role-playing.
You know, master/slave,

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dominance/submission...

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bondage.

101
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You know, we never tried
any of that stuff.

102
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I'm just trying to, you know, mix things up a little bit, like you did today.

103
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Okay, I hear you. So...

104
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you want me to
beat the crap out of you?

105
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If you want, I guess.

106
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,858
Or, you know, I could beat you up,

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whichever you prefer.

108
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Or nobody has to beat anybody up.

109
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We just... There's a master
and a slave.

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And the slave does whatever
the master tells her to.

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"Her" being me, your slave.

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In that example, yeah.

113
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:34,853
Okay, so...

114
00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:38,057
What do you want me to do?

115
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:42,806
You know, whatever
makes you happy, right?

116
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:47,185
Maybe you want me to make you
wear a ball gag in your mouth.

117
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:50,856
Or maybe you would want me to drip
hot candle wax on your nipples.

118
00:17:51,777 --> 00:17:53,570
Or maybe you like to be teased?

119
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I could bring you to the brink of orgasm
without ever letting you come.

120
00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,824
I feel like we've done that.

121
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:06,384
All right, maybe...
maybe you want me to pee on you.

122
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:09,709
- Why would I want you to pee on me?
- I don't know. I just...

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I know there's people that do that.

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Okay, that's all.

125
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Look, baby, I'm in.

126
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Just start doing some shit to me.

127
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,668
We'll see how it goes, okay?

128
00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,350
You know what, we should
probably have a safe word,

129
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so I know what your limits are.

130
00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:31,744
How about, "don't pee on me"?

131
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Okay, that should work.

132
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- God damn it!
- Sorry. Sorry.

133
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,741
- Okay, okay, let me rub it.
- That hurts.

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- I'll rub it.
- Don't touch it.

1
00:18:56,405 --> 00:19:00,696
What would you do if our little spawn

2
00:19:01,168 --> 00:19:05,028
- actually became, like, a rock star?
- I would be really proud of her.

3
00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:07,093
- You would?
- And I would be there

4
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,089
to help pump her stomach when she od'd.

5
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,231
Oh, God.

6
00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:13,511
Do you think she's ever...

7
00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:17,694
Do you think she's ever smoked pot?
I mean, like, successfully.

8
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:21,617
No, no, she told me
that she saw you and Bill get high once,

9
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,728
and it so creeped her out

10
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:26,339
that she swore to me
she was never gonna try it.

11
00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,112
So, well done with that.

12
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,367
Yeah?

13
00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:32,049
Bill saw...

14
00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:35,917
- he saw a spider.
- A spider?

15
00:19:36,153 --> 00:19:40,172
That guy, he is the biggest
fucking pansy in captivity.

16
00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,210
You happy?

17
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,947
- What?
- It's a simple question. are you happy?

18
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,421
I don't even know
what that means anymore.

19
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:53,088
All right, I'll...
I'll make it specific.

20
00:19:53,238 --> 00:19:55,188
Does Bill make you happy?

21
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,649
- Yes.
- Bullshit!

22
00:20:01,057 --> 00:20:02,821
He does. He makes me really happy.

23
00:20:03,104 --> 00:20:04,406
Like I made you happy?

24
00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:06,400
You made me fucking insane.

25
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,826
So I never made you happy?
I made you insane?

26
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,175
I mean, once upon a time,
you made me happy.

27
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,939
But then you made me crazy,

28
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,948
and that was okay, too, for a while.

29
00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:18,239
But then I... I evolved.

30
00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,880
You outgrew me. I understand.

31
00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:22,717
And I didn't?

32
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,789
No, you stayed right in the crazy zone.

33
00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:29,275
Well, that is a hell of a way
to sum up a decade-long love affair.

34
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,712
Well, Mr. Moody...

35
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,060
how would you sum it up?

36
00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:38,189
I would say we loved each other
too much. Too much.

37
00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:41,484
And I think we made the mistake
of getting it right the first time,

38
00:20:42,215 --> 00:20:45,950
and that put an insane amount
of pressure on us to keep it going.

39
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,120
And... We buckled.

40
00:20:50,095 --> 00:20:52,227
You know what I miss most about?

41
00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:55,325
Well, aside from Becca, of course.

42
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,003
I miss your smell.

43
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:01,758
That's it?

44
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,802
When you left,
I couldn't wash the sheets

45
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,276
because I didn't want to
lose that completely...

46
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:07,819
You. And...

47
00:21:08,177 --> 00:21:09,763
it fucked me up for a long time

48
00:21:10,023 --> 00:21:13,150
because I would wake up
and I'd smell you

49
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,150
and I'd think you were there.

50
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:17,960
And that would...
My heart would break all over again.

51
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:23,152
I think that's why I go in
for the kiss all the time. I know, yeah.

52
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,607
I think I'm going for... another hit.

53
00:21:27,756 --> 00:21:29,699
Have you washed those sheets yet?

54
00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:33,550
Oh, well, you know,
I had to throw them away.

55
00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:34,690
Oh, good.

56
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,707
Yeah, this hot little Starbucks barista
got her period all over them.

57
00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:41,044
You're so fucking disgusting.

58
00:21:42,357 --> 00:21:45,230
- Look at that. You see?
- Why do you have to say shit like that?

59
00:21:45,464 --> 00:21:48,606
If I can make you laugh like that,
why can't we be together?

60
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,932
- That's what I don't understand.
- You know what?

61
00:21:51,138 --> 00:21:54,349
You don't want to be with me.
You think... I know you think you do.

62
00:21:56,501 --> 00:22:00,402
But if I were to give myself to you,
you would run for the hills,

63
00:22:00,647 --> 00:22:03,062
'cause you're not in love with me.
You're in love

64
00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:06,728
with the idea... The idea of love.

65
00:22:07,707 --> 00:22:11,964
Now, on that brave, profound note,
I'm gonna go and get some coffee.

66
00:22:12,151 --> 00:22:15,495
How you can be so fucking beautiful
and so fucking wrong?

67
00:22:31,137 --> 00:22:33,054
- What?
- You're running for the hills.

68
00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:36,292
Yes, you are.

69
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,541
Oh, my God!

70
00:22:43,282 --> 00:22:44,282
I'm sorry.

71
00:23:07,858 --> 00:23:09,358
Calm down, girlie man.

72
00:23:09,832 --> 00:23:12,965
- It's not like I blew you or anything.
- Get off of me.

73
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:16,734
Hey, I'm taking you up on your offer.
Read this and give me notes.

74
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:19,334
- Now?
- Yeah. What else are you doing?

75
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,269
What happened last night?

76
00:23:21,529 --> 00:23:23,681
Too drunk to drive? Too limp to fuck?

77
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:25,960
Does my father have anything
to worry about?

78
00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:36,075
You're up!

79
00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:39,334
- Good morning... to you.
- Have you seen Mia anywhere?

80
00:23:39,474 --> 00:23:40,824
No, who? Mia, no.

81
00:23:46,253 --> 00:23:49,714
- About last night...
- Let's not and say we did.

82
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:54,358
- You don't want to talk about it?
Not so much... Now.

83
00:23:55,031 --> 00:23:57,180
- That's fine.
- I'm just a little raw.

84
00:23:57,841 --> 00:23:59,491
It's too soon for me.

85
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:03,094
Are you okay?
You're being kind of weird.

86
00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,313
- Do you feel...
- No, I'm good.

87
00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:09,705
Do you want me to get you some Advil?

88
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,458
- I'll put some coffee on.
- Thank you. You're too good to me.

89
00:24:17,388 --> 00:24:19,398
What about last night?

90
00:24:19,613 --> 00:24:22,872
- Does my father have to worry about?
- No more than usual.

91
00:24:28,685 --> 00:24:30,093
Oh, my god!

92
00:24:30,572 --> 00:24:31,881
You look so lame.

93
00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:35,534
Well, good, because that's exactly
the look that I'm going for.

94
00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:38,367
- Have a seat.
- Don't mind if I do.

95
00:24:38,507 --> 00:24:41,357
- Coffee?
- For the love of God, yes.

96
00:24:41,841 --> 00:24:42,841
Times?

97
00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:44,307
Boo-ya.

98
00:24:58,137 --> 00:24:59,137
What?

99
00:25:04,581 --> 00:25:06,140
You eat pop-tarts?

100
00:25:06,926 --> 00:25:07,926
Pop-tarts?

101
00:25:09,713 --> 00:25:10,833
I don't mind much.

102
00:25:12,665 --> 00:25:13,804
I'll go for them.

103
00:25:14,165 --> 00:25:15,256
Yeah, we're good.

104
00:25:18,514 --> 00:25:20,388
I know. Yeah, we miss you, too.

105
00:25:21,305 --> 00:25:22,338
So much.

106
00:25:24,096 --> 00:25:25,791
When are you coming back?

107
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:31,605
I've got to go.

108
00:25:32,808 --> 00:25:34,300
I'll call you later.

109
00:25:38,308 --> 00:25:40,393
Yes, she's right here.

110
00:25:43,112 --> 00:25:44,112
What?

111
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:05,083
"Rome is burning," he said,

112
00:26:05,288 --> 00:26:07,448
as he poured himself another drink.

113
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:10,634
"Yet here I am,
knee-deep in a river of pussy."

114
00:26:10,774 --> 00:26:12,385
"Here it comes," she thought,

115
00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:14,918
"another self-indulgent,
whiskey-soaked diatribe

116
00:26:15,093 --> 00:26:17,828
"about how fucking great
everything was in the past... "

117
00:26:18,607 --> 00:26:23,135
"And how all us poor souls born too late
to see the Stones at wherever

118
00:26:23,275 --> 00:26:26,467
"or snort the good coke
like they had at studio 54,

119
00:26:26,607 --> 00:26:30,484
"well, we had all just missed out on
practically everything worth living for."

120
00:26:30,974 --> 00:26:33,536
And the worst part was,
she agreed with him.

121
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:35,922
I felt bad.

122
00:26:37,031 --> 00:26:40,024
You were so nice to me,
and I totally took advantage.

123
00:26:43,707 --> 00:26:44,889
So...

124
00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:49,352
Do you want to get high
and listen to some records?

125
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:56,781
By the way, my name is...

126
00:26:59,157 --> 00:27:01,113
"Here we are," she thought,

127
00:27:01,373 --> 00:27:05,217
"at the edge of the world,
the very edge of western civilization,

128
00:27:05,774 --> 00:27:09,024
"and all of us are so desperate
to feel something,

129
00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:12,288
"anything, that we keep
falling into each other

130
00:27:12,476 --> 00:27:15,325
and fucking our way
towards the end of days."