Субтитры - сезон 1, серия 8

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Previously on Californication...

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Most recently I gave man birth
to a weighty tome

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called "God hates us all,"
which was turned

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into a movie called "A crazy
little thing called love."

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You started when you cheated on me.

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- Cheating isn't just about fucking.
- Are you trying to make me throw up?

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Happy endings may get a bad rap,
but they happen.

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It is possible one day you
and mom could get back together?

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Anything's possible.

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Get on with your life and forget about
the woman you didn't want to marry.

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Subtitles: swsub.com

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Hi, sis. What's up?

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The white zone
is for the immediate loading

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and unloading of passengers only.

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- Pop!
- Hey, kiddo. on time, as always.

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Sorry, I had a late shoot last night.
How was the flight?

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Bumpy as fuck,
but the cocktails helped.

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So did business class,
thank you very much.

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A guy could get used to
that kind of thing.

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Not only is it a better meal,
it's a better class of stewardess.

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You should have seen the one I had.
Sweet jesus, guide me.

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I think they call them
"flight attendants" now.

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She had tits out to here, legs for days,
an ass like a 10-year-old boy.

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Goddamn. That's pretty.

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- What kind of flower is that?
- That's a...

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purple flower.

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Nobody likes a smartass.

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I don't have a fucking clue,
which never seems to stop you

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from asking me
every other goddamn time.

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Watch your mouth.

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It's kind of crazy for me lately.

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I don't have time to stop
and smell the flowers

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and then look up
their proper names online.

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- You find any time to get married?
- No. still living in sin.

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- Your poor mother.
- She's dead, pop.

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I know. She's probably doing somersaults
in her grave right now.

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What do you think?

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It's pretty fancy, kid.

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Sure you can afford it?

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Don't sweat it. I'll be fine.

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If you say so.

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Okay, so who do I have to fuck
to get a cocktail around here?

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So, what are your thoughts on rehab?

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Rehab is for quitters.

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Come on. Come on!

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- I don't know your name.
- You haven't asked.

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Let's not stand on ceremony.

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Trixie.

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That is a terrific name...
if you're a hooker.

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What makes you think
I'm not a hooker?

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For one, you're far too beautiful.

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And secondly,

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even if you were
a street-walking cheetah,

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I would get you
to give it to me gratis.

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- Oh, you think so?
- I have never paid for sex in my life.

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I doubt that.

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Speak of the she-devil.

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We're trying to determine
if she is a professional sex worker.

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How nice for you both.

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- I need you to come with me.
- And I need to use the restroom.

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You do that.
Chicks with small bladders are hot.

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- Thanks.
- To be continued.

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- So, your sister called.
- Well, I figured she would.

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I'm so sorry.

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Well, I don't know
what to do with that exactly,

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but thank you, I guess.

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- Do you want to get out of here?
- Yeah. Where?

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- Home.
- Oh, home.

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That sounds nice.

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But where is that exactly, home?

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Your home? My home? our home?

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I got you a ticket.

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I hope it's fully refundable
'cause I ain't going.

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You're not going
to your dad's funeral?

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He was a fucking asshole.

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You don't mean that.

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Don't tell me what I mean.
Don't try to mother me.

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Half the time you act like you don't
give a shit. Now you care?

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I've always cared.

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It's easy to say.

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Sir Trix-a-lot.

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- Want to get out of here?
- Sure. meter's running.

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The meter's running.

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- What should we name him?
- I know, let's call him "love."

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A crazy little thing called love.

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Cut! That was fucking cash!

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- Carr, what the fuck?
- "What the fuck" what?

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I think my rectum just prolapsed.
What's with the fucking dialogue?

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They rewrote it in the trailer.
He thought we could end on the kiss.

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- What do you think?
- I think the man is money

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and we should listen
to whatever the fuck he says.

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If he wants to tuck his magical
movie-star cock

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and do the pee-pee dance,
I'd shoot it too.

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And I would die to see it.

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But you're turning
my movie into a piece of shit.

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Your book, my movie.

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Don't be a backseat director, Moody.

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All due respect, Sir,
but your boy is exhausting.

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Tell me about it.
Drove us all batshit growing up.

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That was fantastic, guys.

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I hate that runty little motherfucker.

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I don't know, seemed like a nice enough
guy to me. Very charismatic.

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I liked him in that vietnam movie.
He played a good cripple.

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When in hell is overcrowded
and the devil himself walks the Earth,

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don't you think
he'll be playing cripples

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to charm a greater number of them?

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- I'm proud of you, kid.
- Why?

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Why?
This is the American dream right here.

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Your name's gonna be up
on the screen.

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- You'll be immortal.
- I've written a couple books, too.

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- They'll be around long after I'm gone.
- That's not the same.

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- You haven't read them.
- Your mother filled me in.

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- Too many words for me.
- A good writer: James Patterson.

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I read one of his books on the plane.

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Amber, hi. How are you?

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Good.

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This is Amber. She's in the film.
Amber, this is my old man.

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- So nice to meet you.
- The moodiest of the Moodys.

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I see the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.

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- Come see me? I've got some thoughts.
- Okay, 2 mins?

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Oh, I've got some thoughts, too...

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some thoughts that are making it
just a little bit crowded in my pants.

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- What's the story, morning glory?
- Settle down.

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I'm a happily non-married man.

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I always wanted to do that.
Fuck, that's good. Funny.

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Good for you.

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Who says America
isn't the land of opportunity?

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Another $10 dream come true.

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- It's gonna cost you a little more...
- Stop that!

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Maybe I should do one off your rib cage.

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As you wish.

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So, what are you running from?

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Please. No one holes up in a hotel room

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with a hooker and some blow
without being on the run from something.

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Stop joking about the hooker stuff.

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You're making me paranoid.

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Maybe it's the blow.

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- I'm not joking.
- Yes, you are.

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- No.
- Oh, come on.

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Really? Let me get this straight,
your names is... Trixie.

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and you are in fact a whore?

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My name is Beatrice. My parents thought
it would be cute to call me "Trixie."

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- They still think it's cute?
- They're dead.

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Here's a thought. Why don't...

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I do you this time,
and then we call it even?

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Do what you want, but you're still
gonna get a bill for services rendered.

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What about the blow? I paid
for the blow and you partook.

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- Doesn't that get me a discount?
- Sorry, sweetie.

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What about the sex itself?
Was that...

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I mean, how...

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I'd be lying if I didn't say there were
moments I thought to myself,

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whore isn't such a bad way
to earn a living.

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Why don't we just call it
"casual sex between consenting adults"?

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Why don't you just pay me,
and I'll be on my way?

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Because then I'd miss you.

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You can't snort a line of coke
off a woman's ass

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and not wonder about her dreams.
It's not gentlemanly.

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If you keep me on the clock, I tell you
what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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You take diner's club?

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I'm not kidding. I don't...

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I don't have any cash.

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You don't have any cash?

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I got the one.

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How's the world's
sexiest architect doing?

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Grandpa!

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Sorry my love. Your mother
happens to be a world-class beauty.

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Too good for this mutt
father of yours.

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I'm remodeling a place in Venice.

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And the client wants it all green.

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Painted green?

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Who is he? The Jolly Green Giant?

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You have no idea
how close you are to the truth.

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You should meet this guy.
He's a total dial tone.

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Just a...

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Give me a break.
You know, He's paying me very well.

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Okay? I mean, he's got great taste,

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and he's not an earth-hater.
What's not to like?

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Maybe the fact that he seems
to have a huge crush on you.

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- Please. Give me a break.
- Becca agrees with me. Right, Bec?

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He does get a little goofy
around you, mom.

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See? He gets goofy around you, mom.

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What about all those
actresses on your set?

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- Come on, I don't love them.
- I think I met one of those today.

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You better be careful, Karen.
This one was sex on a stick.

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No, no, I didn't think
she was that attractive.

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I thought she was more
of an eyesore.

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Are you kidding?
The way she hugged you?

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It almost triggered my angina.

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Well-played, pop.
Come again soon, please.

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What's an angina?

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Do I have one of those?

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No, sweetie.

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You wanna come to the zoo
with us tomorrow, grandpa?

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Would that I could, my love,
but I have to go to San Diego

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to see an old friend.

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Do you want to come with us, dad?

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I'm sorry, baby.
I've got to work. I can't.

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That's why you're here?

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Come on, don't be
such a whiny little bitch, Hank.

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Once again, my apologies, miss.

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He is sometimes--
a whiny little bitch.

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- Rebecca, that's not funny.
- That's really not funny.

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That little fuzz coming
from your bottom lip.

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Are you gonna be
a trumpet player or something?

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Yeah, I'm gonna be
a trumpet player.

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- Breathe. count to ten.
- It just pisses me off!

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Becca wants to spend time
with the guy, and he's gotta go

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run off and visit some old cooze

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he was banging on the side
30 years ago.

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- What?
- Come on.

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- Why do you even care anymore?
- Because it's exactly the type of shit

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that put my mother
into an early grave, that's why.

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Hank, he's old man.
Give the guy a break.

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Whatever wrongs he's committed,
just put them to one side.

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You won't change it now.

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The guy probably has 3 erections left.
You should let him enjoy them.

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That fucker is the horniest man
I've ever met!

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He'll be pitching a tent
on his deathbed.

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Why are you so pissed at him
for not spending time with his family?

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- You never do.
- Do not turn this around on me.

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Hank, I know you're busy.
It comes with the territory.

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But I have not had a conversation
with you for like 3 months!

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You don't give a shit anymore.

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Your head so far up your own ass,
and you don't even know it.

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- Really?
- Yeah, really.

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I think you're right.

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You say that 'cause
you feel sorry for me.

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Okay, here's the plan.

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As soon as I finish the movie, we jam
the car and go back to New York.

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- How can you be so self-absorbed?
- What?

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We came here for you, right?
I had nothing here.

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And now that I've started
to make things work for me

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and I'm earning a living,
it just means nothing to you.

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- You redesign houses for assholes.
- How is that any different

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- from redesigning scripts for assholes?
- It's not. that's my point.

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00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:54,825
We gotta get out of here
before the city destroys us both.

237
00:13:55,024 --> 00:13:56,891
You know, it's really not the city.

238
00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:03,405
Come on, tiny dancer.
Is that the best you got?

239
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,735
- Not the face, he's too cute.І- Thank...

240
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,788
Your pimp hand is strong.

241
00:14:13,928 --> 00:14:15,787
Well-played, son.

242
00:14:17,017 --> 00:14:18,463
That's not funny.

243
00:14:19,806 --> 00:14:22,893
You okay? All right,
what are we talking about here?

244
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,557
Make me an offer,
I'll counter the shit out of it.

245
00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:29,080
We will handle this like the proud,
beautiful black men we are.

246
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:34,421
- I need something for the valet.
- Both our pimps are here.

247
00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:38,021
- Mine gets 10%. What does yours get?
- 10% of what exactly?

248
00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:39,588
See you later, sweetie.

249
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,432
A veterinarian.

250
00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:46,609
What?

251
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:50,260
I always wanted to be
a veterinarian when I grew up.

252
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,258
You know, it's never too late.

253
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,590
Good night.

254
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,631
Okay, big boy.

255
00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:02,929
Here we go. You just cry it out.

256
00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:05,817
- It hurts.І- I know it hurts.

257
00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:08,533
You're fucking hurting me.

258
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,988
- I'm sorry.І- You're hurting my ears.

259
00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:14,327
Why are you crying?

260
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:17,154
I'm sorry about your old man.
He was a good guy.

261
00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:20,678
He wasn't. He used to say
you look like a walking penis.

262
00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,641
- Well, that's not very nice.І- It's not.

263
00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:28,321
All right, come on.
We got to get you on a plane.

264
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,406
- Fuck that.І- No, fuck you.

265
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:34,103
You're going on a plane to JFK tonight.
You're gonna be with your sisters.

266
00:15:34,253 --> 00:15:36,206
You deal with this shit.
You don't run from it.

267
00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:38,106
Don't tell me what to feel.

268
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:41,264
All my fucking life, people have been
telling me I do things wrong.

269
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:44,618
I'm always the fucking asshole.
I look around and I see everybody else

270
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,788
is infinitely more fucked up than I am.

271
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:48,678
I don't know those people.

272
00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:50,218
It could be the blow.

273
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,310
Married or not,

274
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:05,567
that's a hell of a family
you got there, kiddo.

275
00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:07,644
I like to think so.

276
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:10,906
- Can I give you a bit of advice?
- Do I have a choice?

277
00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:14,537
I know things are crazy
for you right now...

278
00:16:14,928 --> 00:16:16,978
I've been there, in my own way.

279
00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:20,128
Just don't go so far that you
cannot find your way back.

280
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,384
That's all I'm saying. Keep them close.

281
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,228
Family comes first.

282
00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:27,249
That borders on hysterical,
coming from you and all.

283
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,900
What, I was so bad? Your mother and I
were together till the bitter end.

284
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,461
Bitter, it was.

285
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:35,892
You're not gonna sit there and pretend
to be noble about this shit.

286
00:16:36,055 --> 00:16:38,367
If you've got something
on your mind, out with it.

287
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,976
You were always fucking someone else.

288
00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:44,437
Your mother and I
had a lot of problems.

289
00:16:44,744 --> 00:16:46,128
We were married young,

290
00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:48,488
and we were not compatible in that way.

291
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:51,887
- You know what I mean?
- I think I do, and I'd like somebody

292
00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:55,671
to fucking smack me over the head
with a shovel right now. Anyone.

293
00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:59,621
I'm not proud of certain things I do,
but if I had to do it all over again,

294
00:16:59,881 --> 00:17:02,973
- I'm not sure I'd go at it differently.
- Why do you say that?

295
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,348
Because there's not a woman that I've
met that I haven't fallen in love with,

296
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:09,306
whether it was
for 10 minutes or 10 years.

297
00:17:09,644 --> 00:17:12,384
What would have been better?
A lifetime of denying that?

298
00:17:12,776 --> 00:17:15,929
Your mother was into all that
catholic guilt shit, not me.

299
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:19,099
Life's too short
to dance with fat chicks.

300
00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:22,769
Let me get this straight. Here,
the lesson is keep the family together

301
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,788
and fuck around on the side if your wife
doesn't wanna blow you anymore.

302
00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:30,443
You watch it. I'm not so old
that I won't kick the shit out of you.

303
00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:33,454
- I remember that shit, too.
- So now I beat you?

304
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,633
The problem is your generation
think raising a hand to a kid

305
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:38,388
is the same as child abuse.

306
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:41,955
I don't have it in front of me, but
I think it's the textbook definition.

307
00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:45,869
Always the smartass. It's your life!
Yours to screw up

308
00:17:46,085 --> 00:17:47,444
if you want to.

309
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:54,788
I was here a year ago.
You were much happier then...

310
00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:57,057
And even happier
the year before that.

311
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,943
You're not going
in the right direction.

312
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:34,987
I swear to fucking God, Karen,
I am not sleeping with anyone else.

313
00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:37,260
Well, you're certainly
not sleeping with me.

314
00:18:37,895 --> 00:18:39,445
How is that my fault?

315
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,387
Every time I get remotely close to you,
you run halfway across the room.

316
00:18:43,677 --> 00:18:45,826
No, I don't. Anyway,
that didn't used to stop you.

317
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,054
You know what the weirdest thing is?

318
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:52,163
I wish you were having an affair
because then I'd stop looking for clues.

319
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,378
I would never do that to you.

320
00:18:55,165 --> 00:18:56,506
You say that.

321
00:18:56,688 --> 00:18:59,377
That's just 'cause that's
your fucking romantic ideal,

322
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:03,514
- but the truth is, you think about it.
- Yes, I think about it. who doesn't?

323
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,091
I never did!

324
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:06,853
Never did?

325
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:09,709
Past tense,
that's a little unsettling.

326
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,688
You should live with someone
who everyday reminds you

327
00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:15,221
how fucking lucky you are
to be with them!

328
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:18,758
- God damn it, that is not how I feel.
- That is how you act.

329
00:19:19,094 --> 00:19:21,344
Well, fuck, Karen! It's life, then.

330
00:19:21,484 --> 00:19:24,486
I guess it's hard sometimes.
You're gonna have to deal with it.

331
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,224
I am trying to deal with it!

332
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:28,598
That's why I'm talking to you
right now!

333
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,563
Hank, we need to go see someone.

334
00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:33,121
I am not going to a fucking shrink!

335
00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:35,431
I'm a writer!
I don't give that shit away.

336
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:38,454
- We're better than that.
- We're better than that?

337
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,133
Because it feels to me like
we're fucking dying here!

338
00:19:41,377 --> 00:19:42,641
We are not talking!

339
00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:45,787
We are not fucking!
Nothing is happening!

340
00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:47,223
And?

341
00:19:48,406 --> 00:19:51,433
And I find myself wanting
to talk to other people.

342
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:53,564
Like Bill?

343
00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:58,321
You fucking talking to Bill?
The Jolly Green Giant?

344
00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:02,095
- I'm kidding, Karen.
- I don't even wanna go down that road.

345
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,481
Have you fucked him?

346
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:09,287
It's so fucking typical.

347
00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:11,447
You go straight to the fucking.

348
00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:14,400
You don't care if I'm talking to him,
if I tell him things...

349
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,365
Just answer the fucking question!

350
00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:19,545
You didn't answer me.

351
00:20:21,093 --> 00:20:22,227
Yes, I did.

352
00:20:23,361 --> 00:20:24,361
You know me.

353
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:28,144
The talking and the fucking
go hand in hand.

354
00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:37,672
- I got to get the fuck out of here.
- No. You know what?

355
00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:39,855
- Allow me to do that.
- Come here.

356
00:20:47,044 --> 00:20:49,992
- This isn't gonna work. It's not...
- Stop!

357
00:20:50,155 --> 00:20:51,696
Let me go!

358
00:21:01,023 --> 00:21:02,999
- Is it safe?
- I don't know, honey.

359
00:21:03,244 --> 00:21:04,435
You might wanna...

360
00:21:04,616 --> 00:21:07,516
Grab a helmet. There could be
some shrapnel flying around.

361
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:11,042
- Are you going to get a divorce?
- I think that's

362
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:14,656
the good thing about never being
married. It's impossible to divorce.

363
00:21:15,747 --> 00:21:18,362
- You know what I mean.
- I know what you mean,

364
00:21:18,507 --> 00:21:20,555
and I'm doing the best I can!

365
00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:57,777
"To my son, the writer.

366
00:22:58,982 --> 00:23:02,589
"Something I never said
too much: I love you.

367
00:23:03,769 --> 00:23:06,071
"My father never said it much, either."

368
00:23:06,277 --> 00:23:08,948
And I thought I'd be different,
but I guess I'm not.

369
00:23:09,377 --> 00:23:12,920
I tried, but somewhere along the line,
"you slip back into what you know,

370
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,810
"and I'm sorry about that.

371
00:23:14,984 --> 00:23:18,682
"And I'm sorry we haven't talked
in a while because I miss you.

372
00:23:18,871 --> 00:23:21,301
"You're a good kid and a funny kid.

373
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,369
"And you're my only son.

374
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,402
"I said I never read your books,
but I lied.

375
00:23:27,728 --> 00:23:29,015
"I read them all.

376
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:31,821
"I just didn't know how
to talk about them with you.

377
00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:34,699
"I didn't like the fathers in them.

378
00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:37,221
"I know you writers take liberties,

379
00:23:37,361 --> 00:23:40,718
"but I was afraid that maybe
you didn't take any at all.

380
00:23:40,881 --> 00:23:45,480
"But the thing is boys become men,
and men become husbands and fathers,

381
00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:48,027
"and we do the best we can.

382
00:23:49,146 --> 00:23:51,368
"You're doing the best you can.

383
00:23:51,606 --> 00:23:53,011
"You've done good.

384
00:23:53,201 --> 00:23:56,187
"Your books will be in libraries
long after we're both gone,

385
00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:57,851
"and this is important.

386
00:23:58,391 --> 00:24:01,275
"More important
is how you treat your family.

387
00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:05,145
"I wasn't a perfect husband,
but I loved your mother,

388
00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:08,110
"and I'm glad
we spent our lives together.

389
00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:10,028
"And I'm here if you need me.

390
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,919
"That's all I wanted to say.

391
00:24:13,377 --> 00:24:15,596
"Love, your old man."

392
00:24:18,017 --> 00:24:22,240
"P.S.: I saw a preview
of your movie the other night.

393
00:24:23,499 --> 00:24:25,203
"It looks like a piece of shit,"

394
00:24:25,941 --> 00:24:27,609
"maybe you were right."

395
00:26:07,122 --> 00:26:09,588
The white zone
is for the immediate loading

396
00:26:09,728 --> 00:26:11,878
and unloading of passengers only.

397
00:26:16,510 --> 00:26:18,387
So, we'll be right behind you.

398
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:22,968
The moment Becca gets out of school,
we'll get a flight.

399
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,248
I love you.

400
00:26:43,141 --> 00:26:43,965
I...

401
00:26:44,447 --> 00:26:46,713
I didn't say it to hear it back.

402
00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:56,933
Thanks for helping me...

403
00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,077
Get my head out of my ass.

404
00:27:01,436 --> 00:27:03,067
It's what I do.

405
00:27:23,732 --> 00:27:27,664
- You know what this is called.
- Yeah, it's Jacaranda tree.