Субтитры - сезон 2, серия 5

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Previously on "californication"...

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Hey, know you.

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Charlie runkle. daisy. daisy.

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That's actually my ride.

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You going to the set? I'll come with.

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Did you negotiate, daisy?

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Did you lay out clear rules for

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what you will and will not do?

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-No.
- that's it! bigs, stop the van!

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Get the fuck out! you're
going too, sweetheart.

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Let's go!

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Judas priest, hank.

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What are you up to?

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I was hoping you'd finally
make an honest woman of me.

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So you're pregnant, right?

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Yeah. I am pregnant. yes.

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I think what you're saying, sonja,

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That hank could very well be
the father of the child, right?

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God, I'm sorry.

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I didn't want it to
come out like this.

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I made a huge mistake.
- no.

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Marrying bill was
definitely not the answer.

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Don't.

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Neither is marrying you.

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I...

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I can't stay.

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Wo hey.

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There you go. that's probably enough.

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Whoa! gorgeous, huh?

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And now let's check on those onnies

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That we've got going here.

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Whoa! yum, yum...

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Hello!

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You look like ass!

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That's funny, 'cause I feel like ass!

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Ass that's been rid
hard and put away wet.

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Drink.

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Re-e-e-vitalize!

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Ah! geez, that's full of vodka.

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Yeah.

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Ohh, these onnies smell yummy!

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All right. let's put
some more in there.

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Why not, right?

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Everybody loves onions.

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Ahh! tear, tear.

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Sometimes these onions
are just too much

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for this little gal

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Chloekins has a trick for everything.

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Spesh, right?

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There's something about that woman.

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I want to fuck her,

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­ but I kind of want to
punch her in the face, too

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It's weird.

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­ Ha-ha! you want
to hate-fuck her.

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No worries. we'll get her for you.

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­ Get who for me? chloe metz?

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I know people.

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Yeah, I know people, too.
they're not magicians.

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Well, you don't know
the right people.

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You're in ashby's world now.

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Drink the fuck up!

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Refresh yourself.

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Baking's easy when
you're cooking with chloe!

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What are you doing here?

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Come on.

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Quit acting like you're
not happy to see me.

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Hug back.

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Shower the people you love with love.

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We don't care what
the mean girls think.

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Is something wrong?

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Why? it's wednesday, 3:00 p.m.,

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Close enough to the dot

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that I don't have to apologize
for leaving you stranded.

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It's tuesday. mom
picks me up on tuesdays.

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It is wednesday.

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No, it's not.

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Really?

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cause I've got a serious
hump-day vibe happening.

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You sure?

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There's mom.

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Aw, shit.

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Uh, hi.

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"hi" to you
on this --

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This is a beautiful
weekday, isn't it?

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- What are you doing here?
- well, I was in the neighborhood,

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So I thought I'd grab a few minutes

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Of father/daughter rapprochement

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Before you swoop by to
pick the little monster up.

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So...you think it's wednesday.

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Come on.

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Of vodka. I can smell it on you.

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You can't smell vodka.
that's the beauty of it.

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Are you staying at lew ashby's?

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For the time being, yes.

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­ We haven't printed the
formal announcements yet.

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Okay. do you think
that's such a great idea?

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The road to lew ashby's house

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Is paved with goodish intentions.

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Thank you for asking. I'll be fine.

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Hey, why don't you take becca home?

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You guys haven't hung out in a while,

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And you're here, so...

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What do you say, uzbekistan,

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You want to wile away an
hour with your old man?

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Grab some ice cream?

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I'm not a child.

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Well, I am, so I am
desperately hoping

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There's some "very
berry" something or other

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In my immediate future.

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Into the chariot.

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That's great.

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Have a good time, sweetie.

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So, drive
safe --

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This sucks.

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Goodbye, hank.

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Goodbye.

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Where have I heard that before?

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Oh, yeah.

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I remember.

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This sucks.

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Great minds think alike.

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Hello. Hot lips.

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No, I'm not a deep-voiced woman.

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I'm just helping my wife out.

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Yeah, that's right --
the masturbating agent.

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Can I help you or what?

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What, exactly, might that be?

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Ouch. hold on. I'm gonna have to ask.

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Baby, do we do balls?!

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Shh! what the fuck
is wrong with you?!

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Got ladies present.

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And no, sir, we don't do balls.

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I'm sorry. we don't do balls.

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Hey! hey! it's Daisy!

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Daisy, how you doing?

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I've been blackballed.

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What is that, like
an interracial tea bag

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Kind of thing, or...

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It's no one will fucking hire me!

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Word got around what you did,

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And now everyone thinks
I'm a troublemaker.

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­ Porn people don't
like troublemakers.

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They want you to hit your mark

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Suck your dick, then go.

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Hey. it's gonna be okay.
don't cry. don't cry.

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We'll -- we'll,
you know...

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It may not look like much to you,

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But I've worked really
hard to get where I am.

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You don't need to tell me. I saw.

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Jesus h., Runkle.

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You're supposed to be
helping out and shit

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Not causing a ruckus.

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He ruined my career.

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Oh, well, he's good at that.

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Usually, his own.

156
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What?! don't be hatin'
'cause I speak the truth.

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You're supposed to support me.

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And you're supposed to

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Masturbate in the
privacy of your own home.

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You can't keep your hands off

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your dick for like two minutes?

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Come here, daisy.

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Buck up, hm?

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It's like I
told Charlie --

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You could either cry like
a bitch or smack a bitch.

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So smack a bitch.

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Don't you think I've been trying?

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I know, mon.

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Look -- this
is on you.

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Daisy's family, and
you fucked her shit up.

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Um, marcy, it's -- it's
really starting to burn now.

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Oh, okay. one second.

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Thank you.

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It's like I'm deforesting

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The frigging rain forest back there.

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I keep expecting tree monkeys
to leap out of her bush

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And attack me.

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Fix this.

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Okay, do you smell
that gorgeous aroma?

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That's what you're looking for.

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Wait a minute.

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I know you. It's on
the tip of my tongue.

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Ohh! and funny!

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You didn't tell me he was funny.

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Chloe metz. how the heck are ya?

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A hell of a lot more
impressed with Lew

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­ Than I was a couple of hours ago.

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Why?!

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Well, a few hours
ago, you were this big.

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And now you're... you're this big.

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Oh, oh, oh. hey, watch it, pal!

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I don't barf after every show

193
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Just to maintain a size four!

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Chloe's assistant is
pals with Kenny's cousin.

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Well, fuck buddies.

196
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Let's just try to turn the
volume down a little bit.

197
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Oh! it just doesn't stop
with this guy, does it?

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Ohh, Lew told me your sad story.

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­ It's like you're
laughing through the pain.

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You poor baby. come here.

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Yeah, you take a taste of this.

202
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Here. try this.

203
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It's gorgeous!

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Oh, my god.

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Yeah!

206
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Oh, look. I got to take this.

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Uh...play nice.

208
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Aw, he's a sweetheart.

209
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He's a prince among
the non-princely.

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So...

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-Wanna fuck?
- Yes.

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­ Oh! stir my gravy!

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Yeah, fuck me with
your half-black cock.

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Oh, yeah!

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Come on.

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Oh, get the chocolate!

217
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The chocolate! get the chocolate!

218
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Yeah, get the chocolate.

219
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No, are you deaf?! get the chocolate!

220
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Yeah.

221
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Oh! oh, pour it on me.

222
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Come on. slather it on me.

223
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Make me your little cupcake.

224
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Well, dig in!

225
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Damn! that's damn-good chocolate.

226
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Aw, thanks. I made it myself.

227
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None of that hershey's
crap for chloe metz.

228
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Well, come on!

229
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Breed me!

230
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Oh! yeah, make me your bitch!

231
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Fuck me like I'm al-qaeda!

232
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Oh, yeah!

233
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Yes!

234
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Declaring jihad on your pussy.

235
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All right. what I can do to help?

236
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­ You can be my agent.

237
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Yeah, okay.

238
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You want me to fluff your
co-stars while I'm at it?

239
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I'm serious.

240
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If I had a big hollywood
guy like you on my team,

241
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They would take me seriously.

242
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­ Hey, I'm the fucktard who got
you kicked off "the slam van"

243
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­ In the first place.

244
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I don't think those guys are
too impressed with my shit.

245
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Fuck "the slam van."

246
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I'm done with that gonzo shit.

247
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I need to move up in the world.

248
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I need to work for the vivids,
the digital playgrounds,

249
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Adam & eve.

250
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Is it hard to get those gigs?

251
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Fuck yeah, it's hard.

252
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­ I've been busting my nuts for weeks

253
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­ Just trying to get a friggin'
meeting with ronny praeger.

254
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He's like the spielberg of porn.

255
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Never heard of him.

256
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You'd like ronny's
work -- real artsy.

257
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­ Dolly shots and crosscutting.

258
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He's doing this
adaptation of "chinatown."

259
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Only ronny's calling it "vaginatown."

260
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'cause it's not the
water that runs l.a. --

261
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It's the vagina.

262
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And I would be perfect
for the sister/daughter.

263
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And I'd get to act. I've
always wanted to do that.

264
00:11:36,561 --> 00:11:37,995
-Really?
- yeah.

265
00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:40,631
I don't see why emoting
and getting stuffed

266
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,700
Have to be mutually exclusive.

267
00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,401
So, what's happened so far?

268
00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:47,071
Did you ever get in
touch with this ronny guy?

269
00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:49,707
Fucker won't return my phone calls.

270
00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:51,275
I'll tell you what.

271
00:11:51,309 --> 00:11:55,012
­ I'm gonna call ronny
praeger, see what I can do.

272
00:11:55,046 --> 00:11:56,347
For real?

273
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,414
It's what I do.

274
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:59,616
I get people impossible meetings.

275
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,418
That is so awesome.

276
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:05,556
And don't worry. I will blow you.

277
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:07,491
Or did you want my pussy?

278
00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:10,461
You look like you'd want my pussy.

279
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,096
That won't be necessary.

280
00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:14,998
No, we're gonna keep
this strictly business.

281
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:17,568
I do not...want... your pussy.

282
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:24,475
I could tell you're
one of the good ones.

283
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,588
Am I the magician or what?

284
00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:40,357
Man, you're like
fucking doug henning.

285
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,959
Only not quite so macho.

286
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,727
Yeah.

287
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,863
Where were you when I was 12, fucker?

288
00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,264
Imagine the possibilities.

289
00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:49,299
Instead of whacking
off to farrah fawcett,

290
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,502
­ I could have whacked
off on farrah fawcett.

291
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:53,871
Feeling better?

292
00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:56,306
You get the old lady
out of your system?

293
00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:58,142
­ I don't know if I
got it out of my system,

294
00:12:58,176 --> 00:12:59,800
But I discharged
precious bodily fluids

295
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,545
all over your spare bedroom there.

296
00:13:01,579 --> 00:13:03,247
Yeah, a little bit
of hate-fucking --

297
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:04,615
Always good for the soul.

298
00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:06,250
Lew!

299
00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:09,720
Ohh! this man is gorgeous!

300
00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:12,389
And this cock.

301
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,825
God, it's gorgeous.

302
00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:17,494
You could wrap it up and
sell it at whole foods.

303
00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:18,529
Mm-hmm. yeah.

304
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,297
Okay, so, what's next?!

305
00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:21,598
What do you mean, "next"?

306
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,100
Well, come on, fucker.

307
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:26,370
I got all night, and I'm
ready for a little f-o-n.

308
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:27,938

F-o-n?

309
00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:30,107
Yeah, "fun," but
like a retard said it.

310
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,875
Ohh. oh, you had to be there.

311
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,310
Yet, sadly, I wasn't.

312
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:36,146
Look, we're gonna have
to catch you another time,

313
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:38,649
Sweet chloe, 'cause, like,
I got to hit the troubadour

314
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:39,983
And hank's coming with.

315
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:42,786
Ooh, the troubadour.
I'm down with that.

316
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,255
No, it ain't gonna
happen. no tagalongs.

317
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,523
Why not?

318
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:48,092
Because the words left my mouth.

319
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,728
Do I look like a person who
says things he doesn't mean?

320
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,168
You know, we'll just do
it another time, okay?

321
00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:59,603
We'll catch you on the flip side.

322
00:13:59,637 --> 00:14:00,771
But we'll --
we'll do it.

323
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:03,607
Okay. yeah, good. you've
got my number, right?

324
00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:05,309
Well --
chris does.

325
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:06,710
Chris does. kenny's cousin.

326
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,679
Kenny's...cousin has got the number.

327
00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,347
-All right. cool.
- cool?

328
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:11,448
On that note...

329
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,985
­ So, who's gonna give me a ride?

330
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,454
'cause my b.f.f. dropped me off.

331
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,357
Oh, come on. it'll be fun, guys.

332
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,635
­ Hey, I'm looking for ronny praeger.

333
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:33,404
You found him, but I'm late.

334
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:35,639
Unless you're a money
guy. are you a money guy?

335
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,575
­ No, I'm an agent. I'm her agent.

336
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,444
Then I'm definitely late.

337
00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:43,113
Hey, I called. you said you had time.

338
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,381
Oh, right, right.

339
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:46,617
­ You've got some bit of muff
that's gonna rock my world.

340
00:14:46,651 --> 00:14:48,752
Daisy.

341
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,190
She ain't right.

342
00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:55,693
Well, hold on. you
barely looked at her.

343
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:56,694
Listen.

344
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,962
­ Katherine is an innocent.

345
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:00,864
She doesn't have defenses.

346
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,102
This chick looks like she just
blew her landlord for rent.

347
00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:06,270
No offense.

348
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,906
None taken. I just did.

349
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,177
Anyway, I'm off to see cassavetes.

350
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,244
Sorry.

351
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:18,582
Oh, well. we tried.

352
00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:21,085
What, are you kidding me?

353
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:23,520
I'm just getting started.

354
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:28,125
It's up here on the
left. right there.

355
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:30,060
-Wow, that?
- yeah.

356
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,097
Your abode has a very
"june cleaver" vibe to it.

357
00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:36,967
Ooh! hey, you want to say "hey"

358
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,802
To the beave one more
time before I have to go?

359
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,338
Ordinarily, but lew here
is on a very tight schedule.

360
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:43,007
We can't keep the hair bands waiting.

361
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,109
They're very excitable,
the hair bands.

362
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:47,011
You know, so... mm.

363
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:49,413
It was real, chloe metz.

364
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:50,514
Real as in real.

365
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:51,682
Aw, all right. thanks.

366
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,050
It was really, really real.

367
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,085
Hey! none of that, mister!

368
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,956
All righty! okay.

369
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,792
Oh, hey! what are
y'all doing tomorrow?

370
00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:04,261
Or -- or friday.
you know, either way.

371
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:06,330
We could hang. what do you think?

372
00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:07,931
I know you did it again!

373
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,700
­ Who the fuck is that?

374
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,503
-Oh, it's my stupid husband.
- you're married?!

375
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:15,072
Yeah, but that doesn't
mean I can't still party!

376
00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:16,407
-No, yes, it does.
- what? no!

377
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:19,043
Hey, come on! come on!
drive, bitch! let's go!

378
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,812
What -- where
are you going?!

379
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,782
Where are you going?! come back!

380
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,316
That's my wife!

381
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:27,418
You whore! whore!

382
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,021
Where you been?

383
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,824
Do I look like I shop
at the friggin' limited?

384
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:35,559
I had to borrow this crap.

385
00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:37,828
This is not crap. you look beautiful.

386
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:38,962
I do?

387
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,965
Yeah, actually, you do.

388
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,400
Hey, hey, hey, ronny.

389
00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:45,202
Fantastic. you followed me here.

390
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,671
Yes. yes, I did, 'cause
I'm a man on a mission.

391
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,040
You need to have another
look at daisy here.

392
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,342
Hey, don't kill my buzz.

393
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:53,177
I just toked on a cassavetes joint.

394
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:55,212
I know how you feel.
I love cassavetes.

395
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:56,213
Sure, you do.

396
00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:57,981
It's why I got into
the business, man.

397
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,084
­ Ben gazzara, "killing
of a chinese bookie."

398
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:01,852
That scene in the
car. total darkness.

399
00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,321
If I had to choose between
a blow job and cassavetes,

400
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,689
I would choose cassavetes.

401
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,191
Mm, I'd take the blow job.

402
00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,359
So would I.

403
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,227
But I'd be thinking about
cassavetes while I got it.

404
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:13,263
See, that's why I left all
this hollywood crap behind me.

405
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:14,531
You know?

406
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,134
The shit they make is
all about the surface.

407
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:20,604
Porn is about the real.

408
00:17:20,638 --> 00:17:23,107
"vaginatown" is gonna
be my magnum opus.

409
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:26,610
I want it to have the feel
of, uh, "there will be blood."

410
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:28,612
You know? I'm really
into period porn.

411
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,249
Not that kind of period porn.

412
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:34,551
­ This is why you have
to hire daisy, man.

413
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,619
Look at this girl.

414
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,021
­ She's katherine.

415
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,423
What, do you think she
arrived in l.a. all tarted up?

416
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,191
She's from long island, man.

417
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:43,627
She ran away from
home, pregnant at 16.

418
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,764
Sexually abused, am I right?

419
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:49,133
She came to l.a. wanting
to be an actress, man --

420
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,934
Stars in her eyes, all that shit.

421
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,803
And then you know what happened.

422
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:54,705
She got crapped on.

423
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,373
Over and over again.

424
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,977
Can you tap into that, daisy?

425
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,278
I don't know.

426
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:03,313
She can tap into that.

427
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,749
You can tap into that.

428
00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:09,086
­ It doesn't matter.

429
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,854
The movie's not gonna happen anyway.

430
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,423
The financing just fell through.

431
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:13,857
You're shitting me!

432
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,559
I wish I was.

433
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,528
The moneymen don't support my vision.

434
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,497
Which I don't understand.

435
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,966
The "wall of cocks" sequence alone...

436
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,169
Would have blown people's minds.

437
00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:28,405
The "wall of cocks"...

438
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,448
I got something for you.

439
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:40,084
How about I do both you
guys, huh? right here.

440
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,852
What do you say?

441
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,387
Too shy for that.

442
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,755
Oh, you're shy?

443
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:47,558
Then what about watching
a little girl-on-girl?

444
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,760
What do you say, sugar? huh?

445
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,895
Do you want me to slap
the shit out of you?!

446
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,331
Come here. what the
fuck is wrong with you?!

447
00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:03,207
That's it! out of the vehicle!

448
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:04,942
Yeah, get the fuck out.

449
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,944
What the hell are you doing?!

450
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,312
And you can't cook for shit!

451
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,581
That duck breast was drier
than the freakin' mojave,

452
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:11,982
­ You goddamn lunatic!

453
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,284
­ You want to know who the
fuck you're dealing with, huh?!

454
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,220
Chloe metz! yeah. that's who.

455
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:19,423
Number 2 in households on
the goddamn cooking channel

456
00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:23,660
In homes all across fucking
america, you motherfucker!

457
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:24,895
-Chloe.
- oh, not you, hank.

458
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,132
Is that how you treat a lady?!

459
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,337
What the fuck you doing?

460
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:36,240
You can't just dump her out
here in the middle of the night.

461
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,208
Yeah, she might rape somebody.

462
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,677
Stop the car.

463
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,012
Seriously, sam, stop this
penis-mobile this instant.

464
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,313
I'm gonna go back for her.

465
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,448
Why?

466
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,250
Because despite all
evidence to the contrary,

467
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:48,352
I am a gentleman -- you
just don't do that shit.

468
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,788
Behind the music."

469
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,825
Whatever, dude. look,
I got places to be.

470
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,695
Give sam a call,
you need a lift back.

471
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,797
But just you. that
schizophrenic cooking whore --

472
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:02,433
Not getting back in the
fucking car, all right?

473
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,467
You.

474
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,950
Hey, baby.

475
00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:22,219
How'd it go? you rock her world?

476
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:24,688
It went -- it went
good, it went good.

477
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,656
Yeah, I, uh...

478
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,791
I-I got daisy the part.

479
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:31,128
Oh, hells, yeah! you
got daisy the part.

480
00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:33,397
'cause that's how
charlie runkle rolls.

481
00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:34,431
There's a little hitch.

482
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,166
You know, it's just
-- it's a little one.

483
00:20:37,268 --> 00:20:39,336
I, uh, I had
-- you know,

484
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:43,007
I had -- I had to -- I had to
invest 50 grand in his movie.

485
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,078
55.

486
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,218
I had -- I had
-- I had to.

487
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:02,760
Well, fuck my rusty sheriff's badge.

488
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,630
Okay. I-I'll see you at home.

489
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,174
Things got a little
crazy back there, huh?

490
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,977
Just your average,
typical, everyday wednesday.

491
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:23,080
Tuesday.

492
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:29,453
So, you have a significant
other of some kind?

493
00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:31,822
­ Once upon a time.

494
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,028
Well, you screw like you're trying

495
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,197
To get something out of your system.

496
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,901
Man, if you threw down
like that all the time,

497
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:44,835
You'd be dead.

498
00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,503
Or have a very sore pee-pee.

499
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,608
Kids?

500
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,780
Uh...they were two questions.

501
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:57,881
- -
-Right. -so?

502
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,217
Daughter.

503
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:01,852
And it scares the shit out of me

504
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:04,088
To think that she
might end up like you.

505
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,123
I mean,
n-n-no offense,

506
00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:09,860
But, you know, letting some
guy order you off the tv

507
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,662
Like you're chinese take-out.

508
00:22:13,698 --> 00:22:15,532
To be a member of the fairer sex

509
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,134
In the city of angels, circa 2008?

510
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:20,237
For someone as accomplished as you?

511
00:22:20,271 --> 00:22:22,806
You're chloe fuckin' metz.

512
00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:28,979
Ah, fuck if I know.

513
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,950
I'm just glad my kid's a boy.

514
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,518
All right.

515
00:22:34,552 --> 00:22:37,054
That's a good-enough answer.

516
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:41,392
I would never have guessed that
you just gave birth, either.

517
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,893
You are...

518
00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:44,828
How do I put this delicately?

519
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,730
...tight for a new mom.

520
00:22:50,568 --> 00:22:51,802
You know what? hm?

521
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,371
I think that's the sweetest
thing anybody's ever said to me.

522
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:55,773
Well, I'm not just saying it.

523
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,274
You're like a newborn kitten.

524
00:22:57,308 --> 00:22:58,942
Fuckin'-a right I am.

525
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,379
N-not that I've ever
fucked a newborn kitten.

526
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,348
Well, I would hope not.

527
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,750
I'm taking an imaginative leap.

528
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,420
I kegel when I cook.

529
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:12,089
Okay, well, that's reason number 357

530
00:23:12,123 --> 00:23:15,559
To tivo the shit out
of "cooking with chloe."

531
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,131
Well, there's mario.

532
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,033
Mm. you gonna be all right?

533
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,001
Yeah.

534
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:25,969
Yeah, he's a pussycat.

535
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,871
I'd hate to see him when he gets mad.

536
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,049
Hey, baby.

537
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,684
You okay?

538
00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:48,025
Mario, this is hank.

539
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,260
Paisan.

540
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,463
You want a ride?

541
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:54,198
Uh, no. no, no, no.

542
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,800
You and mario go be together.

543
00:24:46,425 --> 00:24:47,550
Hello

544
00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:51,062
can l talk to her?

545
00:24:51,162 --> 00:24:52,138
she's out.

546
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,550
don't see it

547
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,200
on the date

548
00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:58,900
oh shit

549
00:24:58,950 --> 00:24:59,900
you guys always down,why don't you?

550
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,400
it's ok. she's seeing movies

551
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,400
I'm going to get her
in a couple of minutes

552
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,400
er just ,u know ,tell
her that I will be back

553
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,000
I will. hey I'm ,I wish u seen her

554
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,000
she looks so cute,she
was really nervous

555
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,500
yeah, what shade of
blouse did she go with?

556
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,500
oh, don't worry. she looks beautiful

557
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,387
Sure she did. she takes
from her mother that way

558
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,325
-er,someone is sounding moving tonight.
- always.

559
00:25:32,355 --> 00:25:41,600
-what are u up to?
- nothing,just reading.

560
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,000
-it's sleep time.
- you too.