Субтитры - сезон 2, серия 6

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What?

2
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ovitz!
Hit the bricks!

3
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See you at the oscars, pal.

4
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He ruined my career.

5
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Look -- daisy's family, and you
fucked her shit up. Fix this.

6
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"vaginatown" is probably
not gonna happen anyway.

7
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The financing
fell through.

8
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You're shitting me!
I wish I was.

9
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The "wall of cocks"
sequence alone

10
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would have blown
people's minds.

11
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The "wall of cocks"...

12
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Oh, hells, yeah!
You got daisy the part.

13
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I had to invest 100 grand
in his movie.

14
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Yeah.
I am, uh, I am pregnant.

15
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I'm not the father.

16
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There was only one guy,
according to sonja.

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Correct me
if I'm wrong,

18
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but hank could very well be
the father of the child.

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Hank:
what the fuck is this?

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Just giving you a little
something to put in your book.

21
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We drove out here
together.

22
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I ended up producing.
She ended up alone.

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[ rock music plays ]

24
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| ...deep inside |

25
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| I say, yeah, yeah,
can't you see? |

26
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| I say, yeah |

27
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[ music stops ]

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[ vehicle approaches ]

29
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oh, hey.

30
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Oh. Greetings.

31
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Just, uh...

32
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You want to tell me what
you're doing on my property?

33
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Oh, yeah, I'm just, uh,
i, uh, I wanted to know

34
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if the lady of the house
was home.

35
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And you are?

36
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I'm a friend.

37
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Well, I'm -- I'm more of
a friend of a friend, actually.

38
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My wife doesn't have any friends
that I don't know.

39
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Oh, so you're married?

40
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[ chuckles ] that's none
of your goddamn business.

41
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Well, no, look,
i-I appreciate the hostility.

42
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But I'm not trying to break into
your castle and your keep here.

43
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I'm a writer.
I'm doing some research.

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My name is hank moody.
It's a pleasure.

45
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There's no smoking here.

46
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Outside.

47
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There's no smoking outside?
Really?

48
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Woman: is everything okay
out here?
Oh, is this her?

49
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Honey, it's okay.
Go back inside.

50
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Hey, my name is hank moody.
I'm a writer.

51
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And I was just --
I was doing some research.

52
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Did I...say
that you could talk to her?

53
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Jesus, you got a bit
of an overprotective
vibe happening here.

54
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I want to ask you a question
about lew, lew ashby.

55
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Hey! Hey, I asked you nicely
to get off my property.

56
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I don't know about "nicely,"
motherfucker.

57
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I will leave your property
when I'm good and ready...

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Mothafuckah.

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[ gate opens ]

60
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who puts a fuckin' bush
there?!

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charlie:
i'm just saying,

62
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ashby manor might not be
the best place for you

63
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in your current
depressed frame of mind.

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It's not the best place
for anybody

65
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since asbhy let the douche bag
within take up residence.

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Oh, your favorite.
You really like that guy.

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Oh, who? Julian self,
the snake-oil salesman?

68
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10 grand a week
that bearded bozo's making,

69
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dispensing his
diarrhea-of-the-mouth therapies

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to the creatively blocked.

71
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Can you believe that shit?
10 grand.

72
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That's what you should have put
the runkle nest egg into --

73
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Self-help.

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Oh, wait a minute --
That's sleazier than porn.

75
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So I think you made
the right choice.
Laugh it up, pal.

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Only one more day
of shooting,

77
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we sell this puppy,
and I double my investment.

78
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So you're sanguine
about the whole...

79
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I am sanguinissimo, baby.
Sanguinissimo.

80
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Although I got to say,
you know what?

81
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I'm -- I'm a little worried
about being on that porn set.
Yeah?

82
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'cause I'm starting to feel
like a gynecologist.

83
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Yikes. Did you ever think
of that girl?

84
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You know, she looks down
between the stirrups

85
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and she sees your gleaming orb
looming straight up at her.

86
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You ever think about that?

87
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So, did I ever
think about

88
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penetrating someone
with my head?

89
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No, I never did think
about that.
Good.

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Hey, lew?

91
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Lew?

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[ woman moaning in distance ]

93
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hey, lew!

94
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Hey, lew, you decent?

95
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Lew.

96
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Oh! Oh!

97
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I knew you were a dick!

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[ panting ]

99
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I knew it.

100
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Okay, can we -- can we
do this later, please?

101
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Sure, no problem.

102
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[ woman moaning ]

103
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come on.
Let go of it.

104
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You can do it.

105
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All right, just smile.

106
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Hank!

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[ camera shutter clicks ]
nice.

108
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Please. Please.

109
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[ chuckling ] oh.
Oh, that's good. We're done.

110
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Charlie:
nice and secure on there.

111
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I'm a little concerned
with the bump here.

112
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If you could just --
I don't want it to fall off.

113
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Geez! For the love
of fuck, guys!

114
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Careful, huh?!

115
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I love this thing --
More than life itself.

116
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Thank you very much.

117
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He-e-y!

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[ chuckles ] baby!

119
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What have you done
to my house?

120
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I'm sorry, okay?

121
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It's just -- you know,
the location fell through.

122
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So, look,
we have one more scene,

123
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and "vaginatown"
is a wrap, okay?

124
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I just -- I-i-I figured
you'd be working.

125
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What, a girl can't come home
a little early?

126
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Knock off, relax,
watch a little "opes"?

127
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Ronny: runkle!

128
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I'm gonna need to knock
a couple walls down in there.

129
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What is he
talking about?

130
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What's that?
Is that the spinner?

131
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Didn't we shoot that scene
already?

132
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This is my wife.

133
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Oh. Sorry.

134
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'ello. Ronny praeger.
Filmmaker.

135
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You never told me
your old dear

136
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was such a lovely bit
of filth.

137
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You dirty bastard.

138
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What do you reckon, sweetheart?
Do you want to be in it?

139
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I could easily see
you and daisy

140
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engaged in a nice little bit
of stand-up 69.

141
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69 is a waste of time,
stand-up or otherwise.

142
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And don't you dare
touch my walls.

143
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You are spicy.
I like it.

144
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There she is.

145
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My leading lady.

146
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Can you feel it --
The sexual tension?

147
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[ sighs ]

148
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how do I look?

149
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Ohh!
[ marcy clears throat ]

150
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don't stare, you fucking baboon.
It's rude!

151
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Christ on the cross,
what did you do to yourself?

152
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You look like
a fuckin' child!

153
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A very hot child.

154
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Who's been poorly waxed.
You cheated on me.

155
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I couldn't get an appointment,
and he told me to shave.

156
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I told you to trim.

157
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This is "vaginatown,"
sweetheart.

158
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They didn't have little
heart-shaped tufts of
pubis in 1930's l.a.

159
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Maybe not, but I think my
character was before her time.

160
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Sorry. Who said
it's your character?

161
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We need
a fuckin' merkin!

162
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Okay, you know what?
We've got a few of
those lying around.

163
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You do? Why?

164
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Don't you tell him, marce!

165
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Turn it this way,
it's like he's staring at you.

166
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Hank, you got
to be kidding me, right?

167
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That could be anybody.
Yeah, but it's not.

168
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It's "the artist within" a very
nice young girl named holly.

169
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Look. Look, it's like one
of those jesus pictures,

170
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except it's his balls that
follow you wherever you move.

171
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See that brute-like appendage
there? It's actual-size.

172
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You came all the way over here
to show me that?

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You're 12.

174
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Well, this --
No, this vindicates me.

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Proves the guy's
a douche bag.

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He's a danger to women.
He has to be stopped.

177
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He's got to be stopped?

178
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He manipulates them.
He fucks with their minds.

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You're friends
with sonja, right?

180
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Why don't you go tell her?
You should.

181
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Possibly. But you're the father
of her unborn child.

182
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So I think
that trumps "friend."
We don't know that
for certain.

183
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We don't know for certain

184
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what kind of arrangement
they have, either.

185
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They live together --
That's their arrangement.

186
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Maybe they have
one of those,

187
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you know, like,
open relationship or something.

188
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ew.
No, no, no, no, no.

189
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That -- that --
That is disgusting.

190
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That is not
a possibility.

191
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The open relationship
does not exist.

192
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It's like an oxymoron,
like "jumbo shrimp" or --

193
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Oh, okay. So that's where
you draw the line?

194
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At open relationships?

195
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Yes, that's thoroughly
offensive to me.

196
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Huh. The mouth-rapist who sleeps
with prostitutes is offended.

197
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No, come on. Look --

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Look, my ethical
unpredictability

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is default proof
of its hard-won vitality.

200
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Because I'm not, like, by rote
or programmatic about it.

201
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I think this shit through,
every issue.

202
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Anyway, are you
gonna go tattle to sonja

203
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or do I have to,
'cause I'd be glad to.

204
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Hank, shut up, okay?
Mind your own business.

205
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Get out of here.

206
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I'm minding
our business.

207
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Go pick up becca.
She's at school.

208
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This conversation
is not over.

209
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Okay, captain.
What's the plan? Hmm?

210
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We gonna be shooting
something at some point?

211
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I kind of --
I promised my wife, you know,

212
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that the, you know, things
would clear out by, say...

213
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Oh, you promised your wife,
did you?
Yeah.

214
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What is it you think
we're doing here, runkle?

215
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Does this
look like chatsworth?

216
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Do I look like a ukrainian
sex worker? No.

217
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We are making
erotic art here...

218
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Something men --
And women, god-willing --

219
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Will be pleasuring themselves to
for decades to come.

220
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Okay, okay.
I get that.

221
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And I respect your vision.
Really, I do.

222
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It's just, the neighbors
are getting a little restless.

223
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And I would rather
they don't call the cops

224
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and have us shut down.

225
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Hey, look --
It's your money.

226
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But if you're looking
for transcendence...

227
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Man:
we should start shooting.

228
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Bring in first team!
[ sighs ]

229
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[ intro to poets & pornstars'
"rock and roll" plays ]

230
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where's clittes?

231
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[ snorting, sniffles ]

232
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[ coughs softly ]

233
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[ chuckles ]

234
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man, you look smokin'
in that picture.

235
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Happiest day
of my life.

236
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Yeah, your dad looks
so proud.

237
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That's not my dad.

238
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For christ's sake, marce.

239
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| ...like it's a lost dark heart
that sees... |

240
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you -- it's time to go down
and unleash the monster of cock.

241
00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:12,120
Be careful
what you wish for.

242
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| ...call it my constitution |

243
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| call it the common need |

244
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| call it
a strange devotion, man... |

245
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this is what you came home
early for, isn't it?

246
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:26,935
To do some cocaine.

247
00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:28,737
And watch some "oprah."

248
00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:30,505
| ...it's just
rock and roll to me |

249
00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:34,676
[ sighs ]

250
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:37,679
that thirsty little nose of
yours is costing us some money.

251
00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:39,848
Have you checked
our bank balance lately?

252
00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,149
[ sniffs ]

253
00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:44,319
asshole, you just put
the bulk of our nest egg

254
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:47,022
into a movie
called "vaginatown."

255
00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:49,324
And you're gonna make me
feel bad

256
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,626
about a little afternoon snack
with jake clittes?

257
00:10:51,661 --> 00:10:53,628
This movie
is an investment,

258
00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:55,630
which we're in together,
remember?

259
00:10:55,665 --> 00:10:57,532
A little bit of support,
please.

260
00:10:57,567 --> 00:11:00,368
And it's "clittes" --
Sounds like "titties."

261
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,305
[ sniffs forcefully ]

262
00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:04,639
well, if memory serves,

263
00:11:04,674 --> 00:11:07,442
uh, this is the part
where you say you can handle it

264
00:11:07,477 --> 00:11:09,478
and that you can stop
whenever you want.

265
00:11:09,512 --> 00:11:11,012
Oh, I can stop.

266
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,647
Then stop.

267
00:11:12,682 --> 00:11:14,115
For a day.

268
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,517
For an hour.

269
00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:19,221
Yeah, you can say "no, no, no"
all you want, Miss winehouse.

270
00:11:19,255 --> 00:11:21,556
I'm this close to booking you
a room at wishes.

271
00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:23,758
What happened to promises?

272
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,761
Promises of malibu is no longer
in the runkle family budget.

273
00:11:26,796 --> 00:11:28,964
Wishes is in oxnard.

274
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,333
Runkle, bad news.
Daisy's in her trailer.

275
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,302
She won't come out.
She'll only talk to you.

276
00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:35,303
[ sighs ]

277
00:11:35,338 --> 00:11:38,140
we'll finish
this conversation later.

278
00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:43,845
Don't you be condescending
to me, motherfucker.

279
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,380
[ sniffs ]

280
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,716
I can stop.

281
00:11:47,783 --> 00:11:51,686
[ sniffs ] I can stop
whenever the fuck I want.

282
00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:53,989
| ...it's just rock and roll |

283
00:11:55,391 --> 00:11:57,959
[ static, music alternate
on radio ]

284
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,831
[ funk music plays ]

285
00:12:02,865 --> 00:12:05,400
good afternoon, ladies.

286
00:12:05,468 --> 00:12:09,070
Ah, it's the sisterhood
of the traveling flannel.

287
00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:11,840
On time for a change.
Impressive.

288
00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:13,942
We're still going
to lew ashby's, right?

289
00:12:13,976 --> 00:12:15,977
Yeah, we want to
go, too.

290
00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:18,580
"we"?
Oh, sorry.

291
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,482
Hank moody,
this is annika staley

292
00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:21,850
of rolling stone
magazine.

293
00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:23,351
Really?
The rolling stone magazine?

294
00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,353
The one that used to have
some cultural relevance?

295
00:12:25,388 --> 00:12:26,922
Well, I am delighted
to meet you,

296
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,857
annika staley
from rolling stone magazine.

297
00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:30,792
Sorry to crash
the party.

298
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:33,361
I'm just trailing mia
for the day.

299
00:12:33,396 --> 00:12:34,529
She's gonna be
in our "hot" issue.

300
00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:36,331
Oh, she's hot, is she?

301
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:38,934
Feverish?

302
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:42,504
Will you excuse me
a moment?

303
00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:44,506
Sorry.

304
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,707
Sure.

305
00:12:45,741 --> 00:12:47,809
[ annika chuckles ]

306
00:12:47,877 --> 00:12:49,878
it's you, isn't it?

307
00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:52,881
I made a mess of your bush
this morning.

308
00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:56,985
That's, uh...
Shit, that came out wrong.

309
00:12:57,019 --> 00:12:58,086
Flowers.
She's got this...

310
00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:00,522
Wow.
...potted-flower
thing, and I...

311
00:13:00,556 --> 00:13:01,690
I'll see you guys.

312
00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:03,492
It was nice talking
to you, ladies.
Yeah.

313
00:13:03,526 --> 00:13:04,793
Hey, this is
a coincidence.

314
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,428
I'm here picking up
my daughter, and --

315
00:13:06,462 --> 00:13:08,430
Well, I got some mail
for you.

316
00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:09,698
You do?
Yeah.

317
00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:13,001
You are -- you are "resident,"
aren't you?

318
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:15,103
But I-I doubt that you need
your carpets cleaned.

319
00:13:15,138 --> 00:13:17,038
Or your drapes. I bet
your carpets are immaculate.

320
00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:18,573
I bet the carpets
match the drapes.

321
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:20,575
Do you always make
this good of a first impression?

322
00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,077
Well, it's a second
impression, actually.

323
00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:23,245
Hank. Hank moody.

324
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,747
And they're only gonna get worse
from here on in,

325
00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:27,816
so I'm just gonna lay my cards
on the table.

326
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,518
Do you know a guy
named lew ashby?

327
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,620
Yeah, sure. He's some famous
record producer, right?

328
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:32,787
A rock-'n'-roll legend.

329
00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:34,923
I'm writing a book
on him.
Oh? Good luck.

330
00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:37,559
Yeah. I'm gonna need it
because the guy's a cypher.

331
00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:38,827
I can't get anywhere.

332
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,829
Well, then why do the research?
Just print the legend.

333
00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:42,297
That's what people
want to read, right?

334
00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:43,899
One long
rock-'n'-roll bacchanalia

335
00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:47,035
where the music never ends,
the groupies never get older,

336
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,237
and your dick never
shrivels up and falls off

337
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,506
from some unspecified
venereal disease.

338
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,442
Wow. That was unkind
to my dick.

339
00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:56,444
I had to get you back
for ruining my bush.

340
00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:59,648
Hmm. Well, I've known the guy
for like six weeks now,

341
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,416
and the only genuine moment
I've had with him

342
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,618
is when he told me about this
woman that he never got over

343
00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:05,187
and a mustang
that wouldn't go in reverse.

344
00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:07,656
That's why I was snooping
around your house today.

345
00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:09,558
I think you'd have better luck
finding the mustang.

346
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:10,992
Why is that?

347
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,228
'cause it actually existed.
Blue with grey interior.

348
00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:14,963
And what about the girl?

349
00:14:14,997 --> 00:14:17,566
Figment
of lew's imagination.

350
00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:26,808
[ dog barking ]

351
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,850
[ sighs ]

352
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,554
I like your trailer.

353
00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:43,058
I drove out here
in this piece of shit.

354
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:46,261
[ sighs ] I was gonna be
a big, big star.

355
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:47,562
Look at me now.

356
00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:49,431
Look, if you don't
want to do this,

357
00:14:49,465 --> 00:14:51,600
if you want to
get out of porn, just --

358
00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,468
I don't want to
get out of porn.

359
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:55,137
I love porn.

360
00:14:55,171 --> 00:14:56,705
Why?

361
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,774
'cause I love sex.

362
00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:02,511
And I lost it
at the movies.

363
00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:04,112
Literally.

364
00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:08,583
I was 15, and my boyfriend
took me to the drive-in.

365
00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:11,786
They were showing a revival
of "dirty dancing."

366
00:15:11,821 --> 00:15:15,056
I love that movie!
Definitely in my top 10.

367
00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:16,525
Mine too.

368
00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:19,694
I just --
I got so turned on,

369
00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:22,330
I just jumped his bones
then and there.

370
00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:26,134
And ever since, I've
associated movies and sex.

371
00:15:26,169 --> 00:15:27,435
And I started to think,

372
00:15:27,503 --> 00:15:30,338
"why does it have to be
a guilty pleasure?"

373
00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:31,673
everybody watches it.

374
00:15:31,707 --> 00:15:33,175
You do, right?

375
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:34,876
Very much so, yes.

376
00:15:34,911 --> 00:15:36,978
Some might call it
a soft addiction.

377
00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:39,781
But then I
got out here and...

378
00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:42,517
I just --
I saw what it really is.

379
00:15:42,552 --> 00:15:45,954
Just an endless series
of disgusting scenes

380
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:49,357
shot by disgusting people.

381
00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:52,327
But then you came along.

382
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,663
And you got me this close
to my dreams.

383
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,865
Well, that's
a good thing, right?

384
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:57,966
But it's scary.

385
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,868
I mean, what if I suck?

386
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:02,771
You do not suck, daisy.
Trust me.

387
00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:06,107
If there's one thing I know,
it's porn, okay?

388
00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:07,409
And you got something

389
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,878
that those silicone valley
gals don't -- the 'x' factor.

390
00:16:09,912 --> 00:16:11,146
It sets you apart.

391
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,582
You're the girl next door,

392
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:16,618
america's
fuckable sweetheart.

393
00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:21,590
I'm starting to get
that feeling, charlie.

394
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:23,692
What feeling
would that be?

395
00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:25,894
The same one
I got at the drive-in.

396
00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:28,196
oh.

397
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:31,233
We better get you
inside, then.

398
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:34,135
Please. [ grunts ]
I beg you...

399
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:37,305
Okay, people,
let's do this thing!

400
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:38,974
Come on...

401
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,909
W-w-what's wrong
with clittes?

402
00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:42,344
Coke dick.

403
00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:43,645
Coke dick?

404
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:46,715
Too much blow,
and the cock won't grow.

405
00:16:46,749 --> 00:16:48,583
Wha-wha-wha-wha?
Ronny:
thanks to your old lady,

406
00:16:48,618 --> 00:16:51,586
jake here is about as useful
as tits on a nun.

407
00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:53,488
We're gonna need
a stunt cock.

408
00:16:53,556 --> 00:16:54,890
Stunt cock?

409
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:57,526
You -- drop your pants.

410
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:02,964
Call yourself a man?

411
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,067
I weep for you.

412
00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:09,137
Runkle,
what are you packing?

413
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:11,006
Me? What about you?

414
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,176
why don't you whip out your
hitchcock and give it a cameo?

415
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,077
Our leading man
is circumcised.

416
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,846
Can't say the same
for myself.

417
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,316
Besides, I can go for hours.
We don't have time for that.

418
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:23,351
Oh, well,
in that case...

419
00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:26,054
Honey...
What?

420
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,857
You've delivered plenty
of one-minute money shots
in this living room.

421
00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:30,158
One more's
not gonna kill you.

422
00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:32,661
Have you lost your mind,
woman?

423
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:34,462
You actually want me
to do this?

424
00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:36,932
No, but I also don't
want to live in park la brea

425
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:39,301
and eat cat food
when I'm old.

426
00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:41,703
100 grand, runkle --
The nest egg.

427
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:45,140
And if our blessed union
means anything to you,

428
00:17:45,174 --> 00:17:48,810
you will get in there
and drive Miss daisy, ho.

429
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,055
Holly:
| now I know |

430
00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:04,059
| spanish harlem |

431
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:10,465
| are not
just pretty words to say... |

432
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,934
I think what I love most
about mia's book

433
00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,769
is how visceral it is.

434
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:17,038
That's my daughter.

435
00:18:17,073 --> 00:18:20,108
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, great.

436
00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,911
I guess it's too much to ask
of a writer from rolling stone

437
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,613
to love music.
It's not my beat.

438
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:27,349
You cover words.
Mm-hmm.

439
00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:29,684
All words or just...

440
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,520
Just the hot ones?

441
00:18:31,554 --> 00:18:34,222
Why don't you find out?
Let me interview you.

442
00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,524
Oh, god, no. No.

443
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:38,026
Come on, come on.
You know you want to.

444
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,261
No, I don't want to.

445
00:18:39,295 --> 00:18:41,963
Come on. We can have a drink,
we'll talk about mia.

446
00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:44,432
Oh, I'm sure mia
is perfectly capable

447
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,034
of talking about herself.

448
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,236
Will you excuse me
for a moment?

449
00:18:49,472 --> 00:18:50,772
Hey.

450
00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:54,276
That is a lovely shade of blue
your face is wearing.

451
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:57,179
Oh, god. I think I'm --
I'm gonna --
You gonna --

452
00:18:57,213 --> 00:18:59,247
[ vomits ]

453
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:01,817
oh.
[ sighs ]

454
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:04,553
you know, everyone said it would
stop in the second trimester.

455
00:19:04,587 --> 00:19:07,856
Oh, crap, did I get
some on your foot?
Oh, no.
No worries.

456
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,926
Unlike you, I'm not
a big sympathetic vomiter.

457
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,294
Oh, thanks.

458
00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:15,430
Julian -- julian thinks
that all...
Here you go.

459
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:17,098
...physical illness --
Oh, thank you --

460
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:20,068
Is -- is due to some,
you know, mental weakness.

461
00:19:20,136 --> 00:19:21,603
Oh, really?
Yeah.

462
00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:23,738
Wow.
What causes cancer?

463
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,740
Bitter-- no.
Bitterness.

464
00:19:25,775 --> 00:19:26,908
Hang on.
That's not it.

465
00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,844
Sloth.
No. No, it's not that.

466
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,879
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Fear.

467
00:19:30,947 --> 00:19:32,647
Fear. Well, let's alert
the fuckin' media!

468
00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:34,483
Let's get that shit
taken care of.

469
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:37,385
End suffering
in our time.

470
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,621
Sonja: [ sighs ]
isn't he here?

471
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,290
I thought he was working
with lew this week.

472
00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:43,859
No. He was.
Earlier.

473
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,560
Laying hands
on the faithful.

474
00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:48,363
Oh, gee.
Only his hands?
Possibly more.

475
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:49,898
Oh, god, I knew it.

476
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:52,534
Every time he comes
over here, he ends up
boning some groupie.

477
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:53,702
And that's fucked up,
right?

478
00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:56,304
I mean, when you're with
somebody, you shouldn't be off,

479
00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:58,073
boning some stranger,
doggy-style, right?

480
00:19:58,141 --> 00:19:59,341
Right?

481
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,176
That's bullshit.
[ sighs ]

482
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:04,613
right? You're not reacting
the way I thought you'd react.

483
00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:06,481
We kind of have
an open relationship, so...

484
00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:08,283
No shit.

485
00:20:08,317 --> 00:20:10,886
Yeah. Well,
it's how you grow.

486
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,188
Is that how you grow?
You have to validate
yourself,

487
00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:15,423
assuage your own insecurities
because you can't rely

488
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,559
on other people to bring
that shit to the table.

489
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,561
All right,
if you don't mind my asking,

490
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,496
if he's not
being faithful to you

491
00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:23,465
and he's not the father
of your child,

492
00:20:23,499 --> 00:20:25,267
what is he bringing
to the table?

493
00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:27,402
Aside
from the facial hair.

494
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,772
Okay, look.
This could be my last chance.

495
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:32,007
And fuck it.

496
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:35,744
I'm not -- I'm not one of those
people who works alone.

497
00:20:35,778 --> 00:20:37,479
I need to be with somebody.

498
00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:39,114
I mean, for christ sakes,

499
00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:42,017
I was married to a big homo
for like 10 years, right?

500
00:20:42,084 --> 00:20:43,485
[ winces ]
shit.

501
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:45,954
What?
You all right?
No. I mean,
I don't know.

502
00:20:45,988 --> 00:20:47,956
You got to puke again?
You got to poop?

503
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:50,325
No, I don't have to poop!
I felt something move!

504
00:20:50,393 --> 00:20:52,894
It moved, and I've
never felt that before.
oh.

505
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:56,131
Hang on. Here, here.
Just feel that.

506
00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:58,233
[ clears throat ]
anything?

507
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:00,635
No. Little gas, maybe.
No, it's not gas.

508
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:01,837
[ chuckles ]

509
00:21:01,871 --> 00:21:03,572
no. Nothing.

510
00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:06,374
[ sighs ] I swear.
Hold on. Let me.

511
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,143
Hello, in there.

512
00:21:08,177 --> 00:21:09,744
Anybody home?

513
00:21:09,779 --> 00:21:12,247
Anybody home?

514
00:21:12,281 --> 00:21:14,449
Oh, shit, I felt --

515
00:21:14,484 --> 00:21:16,485
Right? Right?
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.

516
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,987
Hey, guys.
This feels kind of familiar.

517
00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:20,889
Oh, god, karen. Hey.

518
00:21:20,923 --> 00:21:23,225
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
Thanks.

519
00:21:23,259 --> 00:21:24,893
Okay. All right,
i'm gonna, um...

520
00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:28,196
I'm gonna go
try to find julian.

521
00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:30,699
Thank you.
Okay.

522
00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:32,234
[ exhales sharply ]

523
00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,002
I don't say
this often enough,

524
00:21:34,036 --> 00:21:36,805
so I'm just gonna --
I'm gonna come out and say it.

525
00:21:36,873 --> 00:21:38,740
What?
You were right.

526
00:21:38,774 --> 00:21:40,008
About what?

527
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:42,177
They do have
an open relationship.

528
00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:44,112
You just couldn't stay
out of it, could you?
no.

529
00:21:44,147 --> 00:21:45,213
Good.

530
00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:47,115
Why is that good?
What does that mean?

531
00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:49,451
You know, only a total asshole
would get someone pregnant

532
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:51,353
and then sit back
and do nothing about it.

533
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,188
And you got involved.
I mean, that's good.

534
00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:55,056
That's progress for you.
Hey, well done.

535
00:21:55,091 --> 00:21:57,526
Hey, becca.
Come on, let's go.

536
00:21:57,593 --> 00:22:00,228
No way.
This is too much fun.
Grab your stuff.

537
00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,097
It's late. Don't argue with me.
We're going.

538
00:22:02,131 --> 00:22:03,698
Fine.

539
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:06,501
Don't worry, karen.
I've been keeping an eye on her.

540
00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:09,938
Well, that's great. And who's
been keeping an eye on you?

541
00:22:09,972 --> 00:22:12,607
good night, sweetie.

542
00:22:12,675 --> 00:22:15,377
Such nice friends.

543
00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:20,916
You kind of look like
you could use that drink.

544
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:22,717
[ mid-tempo music plays ]

545
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:25,887
[ scissors snipping ]

546
00:22:25,922 --> 00:22:27,722
aiee! Not so rough.

547
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:29,357
Would you quit
squirming around?

548
00:22:29,425 --> 00:22:31,026
I'm just trying to make
your man-bush

549
00:22:31,093 --> 00:22:32,494
a little more
camera-ready.

550
00:22:32,528 --> 00:22:34,729
Yeah, and I'm getting
the feeling

551
00:22:34,764 --> 00:22:36,531
that you're not so okay
about this.

552
00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:39,067
Look, I'm as okay
as I can possibly be.

553
00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:41,970
You, on the other hand,
don't seem that excited,

554
00:22:42,004 --> 00:22:43,305
especially for a guy

555
00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:46,608
who's about to get a little
wife-sanctioned strizz-ange.

556
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:49,044
Well, you know, maybe
a little less with the scissor.

557
00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:50,245
And, I don't know.

558
00:22:50,313 --> 00:22:51,646
Could you, like...

559
00:22:51,681 --> 00:22:54,616
Do that thing...you do?

560
00:22:57,186 --> 00:22:59,054
Oh, jesus.

561
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,757
[ sighs ]

562
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:07,963
[ exhales deeply ]

563
00:23:07,997 --> 00:23:10,599
almost ready for you,
runkle.

564
00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:12,567
I knew you had it in you,
missus.

565
00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:14,536
Do you mind?

566
00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:22,444
[ clears throat ]

567
00:23:22,478 --> 00:23:26,581
now there's the porcelain monkey
I know and love.

568
00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:30,952
I'm doing this for us.

569
00:23:30,987 --> 00:23:32,821
[ inhales,
exhales deeply ]

570
00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:34,356
I know.

571
00:23:34,390 --> 00:23:37,192
Now go get 'em,
quickdraw.

572
00:23:37,226 --> 00:23:39,961
[ film noir music plays ]

573
00:23:41,564 --> 00:23:43,265
[ exhales deeply ]

574
00:23:52,241 --> 00:23:55,377
you're gonna be great,
co-star.

575
00:23:55,411 --> 00:23:57,145
[ sighs ]

576
00:23:57,213 --> 00:23:59,414
how's it look?
Does it -- does it look okay?

577
00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,516
It's perfect, charlie.

578
00:24:01,551 --> 00:24:03,552
You're perfect.

579
00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:06,221
All right,
quiet, please!

580
00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:08,323
Rolling!

581
00:24:08,391 --> 00:24:10,892
And...action!

582
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,961
[ panting, moaning ]

583
00:24:15,965 --> 00:24:17,098
charlie...

584
00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:19,367
Oh, shit.
Charlie...

585
00:24:19,402 --> 00:24:21,703
I know that look.
He's gonna blow.

586
00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:23,905
Slow it down, runkle.

587
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,874
Aah! Ah! Aah!

588
00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:28,009
Forget it, jake.

589
00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:30,011
It's vaginatown!

590
00:24:30,046 --> 00:24:32,681
Aaah! Oh...

591
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,219
[ shudders ]

592
00:24:37,253 --> 00:24:38,320
and cut!

593
00:24:38,354 --> 00:24:39,421
Did we get that?

594
00:24:39,455 --> 00:24:42,090
Did we get it?
Please tell me you got that.

595
00:24:42,124 --> 00:24:46,328
That'll do, runkle.
That'll do.

596
00:24:46,362 --> 00:24:47,696
[ applause ]

597
00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:51,466
whoo!

598
00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:06,114
God, you're...
Exactly like your books.

599
00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:08,216
I'm exactly
like my books?

600
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:11,219
Yes --
Totally puerile...

601
00:25:11,254 --> 00:25:12,921
Crass...

602
00:25:12,955 --> 00:25:14,890
Adolescent...

603
00:25:14,924 --> 00:25:16,892
No, I know
what "puerile" means.
Yeah.

604
00:25:16,926 --> 00:25:18,793
I'm actually just
a little surprised

605
00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:20,595
that you read my books
at all.

606
00:25:20,630 --> 00:25:21,963
Oh, yeah.
Well, sure.

607
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,799
You know, I try to read
all the great misogynists.

608
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:27,969
It really fuels
my feminist fire.

609
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:32,340
In fact, I-I actually wrote
a review of your first novel.

610
00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:33,775
Did you?
What'd you say?

611
00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:36,812
Yeah, for a little magazine
back in chicago.
What'd you say?

612
00:25:36,846 --> 00:25:39,614
I said the main character
was a self-righteous prick

613
00:25:39,682 --> 00:25:42,884
no woman in a million years
would ever actually sleep with.

614
00:25:42,952 --> 00:25:45,720
I called it
"a retarded man's"...
"portnoy's complaint."

615
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:46,822
I remember that review.

616
00:25:46,856 --> 00:25:49,124
That was one of
the worst reviews I ever got.

617
00:25:49,158 --> 00:25:51,660
I'm don't know if we can be
drinking buddies anymore,

618
00:25:51,694 --> 00:25:52,694
annika staley.

619
00:25:52,728 --> 00:25:54,830
That was
downright vicious.
Thank you.

620
00:25:54,864 --> 00:25:57,732
What would possess you
to write something like that?

621
00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,068
I was kind of going through
a little rough patch in my life,

622
00:26:00,136 --> 00:26:01,870
was working out
my issues with guys.

623
00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:03,004
You think?
Yeah.

624
00:26:03,072 --> 00:26:04,439
You know,
when I read that,

625
00:26:04,507 --> 00:26:06,741
I wanted to muff-punch you
with my typewriter.

626
00:26:06,776 --> 00:26:08,243
[ chuckling ] oh.
Yeah.

627
00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,711
oh.

628
00:26:12,348 --> 00:26:14,082
You still want to?

629
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:17,052
[ intro to
"have love, will travel" plays

630
00:26:17,086 --> 00:26:19,721
aah! Oh! Fuck!

631
00:26:19,755 --> 00:26:22,357
[ moaning loudly ]
okay, okay, okay!

632
00:26:22,391 --> 00:26:23,692
[ chuckles ] okay...

633
00:26:23,726 --> 00:26:25,260
Oh...

634
00:26:25,328 --> 00:26:28,296
Oh, I may need
to take back "puerile."

635
00:26:28,331 --> 00:26:29,564
Mm, so you're saying

636
00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:32,934
you're willing to reevaluate
my oeuvre.

637
00:26:32,969 --> 00:26:35,470
Ow! Ooh! Aah!
What, do we got
aftershock?

638
00:26:35,505 --> 00:26:36,972
Ah, no, no.
Toe cramp.

639
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:38,974
Flex that shit.
Ow! Fuck, that hurts!

640
00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:40,375
I got it.
Like a doctor.

641
00:26:40,409 --> 00:26:43,011
Please stop this.
Please, I just need some water.

642
00:26:43,045 --> 00:26:44,513
I'm just really dehydrated.

643
00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:47,249
I just need -- just need
something with electrolytes.

644
00:26:47,283 --> 00:26:48,450
Oh, okay.

645
00:26:48,484 --> 00:26:51,319
Vagatorade.

646
00:26:51,387 --> 00:26:54,156
Yeah.
Good one.
That was nice.

647
00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:57,192
| have love |

648
00:26:57,226 --> 00:27:00,629
| yeah, baby, will travel... |

649
00:27:00,663 --> 00:27:02,097
hey...

650
00:27:02,131 --> 00:27:03,798
Who's the screamer?

651
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:06,501
Oh, it's the, uh, writer woman
from rolling stone.

652
00:27:06,569 --> 00:27:09,337
Ooh, nice! Got me
off my rhythm, though.

653
00:27:09,372 --> 00:27:11,740
The chick I was with --
Just about to come.

654
00:27:11,774 --> 00:27:14,109
Hears the other one scream,
jumps right out of her skin.

655
00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:15,377
[ both chuckle ]

656
00:27:15,411 --> 00:27:17,412
sorry.
I swear,
for a second there,

657
00:27:17,446 --> 00:27:19,614
I thought she was gonna
hit me or something, punch me.

658
00:27:19,649 --> 00:27:20,849
[ chuckles ]
me likey.

659
00:27:20,883 --> 00:27:23,385
| ...yeah, baby,
will travel... |

660
00:27:23,452 --> 00:27:25,187
excuse me, gents.

661
00:27:25,221 --> 00:27:26,988
| ...have love... |

662
00:27:27,023 --> 00:27:29,591
me likey.

663
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,493
Hail, caesar.

664
00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:51,880
| I said,
if you need lovin', baby |